THE TOON V LESTAA *** LIVE UPDATES!

 Posted from 1:21 pm bells' onwards, Sunday 3rd January 2021

Geordie Times predictions: NUFC 33% possession and 4 shots on target! (We never predict score!)

*Goals and major incidents az they happen on mee laptop!

The kick off looms az BIG Ted looks on az he rests on a bottle of Dog!

11th minute, Vardy scores for Lestaa but goal iz ruled oot for offside!

18th minute  weak Joelinton heeder, 1st effort on target from NUFC

Halfway point of 1st half

45% possession to us!

HT 0-0   44% possession

The ref has touched the baall 3 times which is more than the 2 teams have had shots on target!

1 solitary (weak) heeder from Joelinton!

"Oh no!--Have yoo seen the dodgy channel I'm watchin'! ☠(Alledgedly!)☠

*goal: 54th minute to Lestaa   Maddison shot!😳

Halfway point of 2nd half

41% possession   NEE shots on target this period!

goal: 72nd minute 0-2 T'mans

Carroll shot (centre)

GOAL! Super sub Andy Carroll fires home at the Gallowgate End    there iz still hope!🙏

Wilson shot on target   should have scored late on!

FT lost 1-2  2 efforts on target, 43% possession

Doon to 15th in table!

That's 5 "er! sorry" 6! games winless now and Lestaa have now won at SJP 6 (SIX!) times in a row!

Aalso the stats leegue table below doesnt make good readin' at aall for Toon fans or 'Broken Nose Bruce'!