Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 29th January 2025
THE WOR FLAGS DISPLAY V PSG. WON 4-1!
Aall four of the Inglish clubs who qualified are competin in The Champions Leegue tooneet and ‘The Geordie Times’ wishes aall of them well!---and hope they aall win!
That's 'The Hazbeenz & Villians' (Villa) , 'The Blue Moonies' (Man C), The Arseholes and 'The Liverbirds' (Livaapoool)!-------And NO! we havvint aall of a sudden took a likin to these clubs, but the better their results in the Competition, then there's a better chance of NUFC competin in it next season!
Let us explain wor logic!----Here gans! (Deep breath!ðĩ)
CHAMPIONS LEEGUE QUALIFICATION 2025-2026
Az of 29th January 2025 Ing-er-land iz leadin the coefficient table.
Premyaa Leegue clubs have built up the most points and have the highest average.
1: Ing-er-land 100 points---average 14.34
2: The I-ties 88 points---average 11.05
3: The Spanyaadz 82---average 11.77
4: The Froggies: 66 points---average 10.94
5: Jawmany: 79 points---average 9.88
*Accordin to Opta there iz a 98% chance that The Premyaa Leegue will earn an additional place in next season's Champions Leegue.
How can Leegues earn extra Champions Leegue spot?
Each Leegue earns a coefficient rankin based on how their teams perform in Europe. Coefficient points are earned through match results---Two for a win and one for a draw.
The points earned by clubs from the same domestic Leegue are added up and divided by the number of clubs the Leegue haz in Europe.
For example, if The Premyaa Leegue had 100 points, that would be split by the number of teams playin in Europe (seven) and give Ing-er-land a coefficient of 14.28. (So we even want Moan U and Sporz to win in The Europa Leegue and Chelseee to win in The Europa Conference az well!) Never ever thought we would say that in a million years!
This season bonus points are available to clubs playin in The Champions Leegue, which iz adventageous<(we naa aall the big words!) to Leegues with more clubs competin in it, such az Jawmany and The I-ties.
The countries that finish in the top two of the coefficient table earn an additional Champions Leegue spot.
Those spots are awarded to the teams which finish in the forst position below The Champions Leegue allocation in those Leegues.
In The Premyaa Leegue the top four clubs qualify for The Champions Leegue via Leegue position, so any additional spot would gan to the team in fifth.
Last season the additional spots were given to Bologna and Borussia Dortmund respectively.
So IF The Toon finish at least 5th (and it’s quite possible az we are in 5th place at the moment!) then there's a very (very!) good chance that we would qualify!
SO! lets aall cheer on Villa, Man City, The Arseholes and Livaapoool, tooneet, even if yih divvint like them and cannit stand them!
ðĪŠðð
Updated 11:20pm ðs
Villa beat Celtic 4-2 ð
The Arse best Girona 2-1 ð
Man C beat Brugge 3-1 ð
Livaapoool lost to PSV 3-2 ð
Latest standings after toneets results ð
So it’s lookin very good to get that extra Champions Leegue spot for next season! ðĪŠð⛿“Bring on Fulim!” (NUFCs next game on Saturday!)