Friday, 31 January 2025

EAST STAND SOLUTION!!?

 Posted ‘1:30pm 🛎️ 🔔s’ Friday 31st January 2025

 DYNAMO DRESDEN’S EAST STAND CONCEPT!

There haz been much talk this week aboot NUFCs stadium expansion or relocation to Leazes Park!

But mebeez a solution iz to stay put and increase the current capacity to 67,000 + by puttin a double tier of seats on top of The East Stand like Jawman side Dynamo Dresden are planning’ to dee, who like NUFC, have limited space behind their East Stand!

This would increase the capacity of the stand from 5,500 to 13,000!  An increase of 7,500

SIDE VIEW OF HOW IT COULD BE DONE! STEEPER TIERS AT THE TOP FOR A GREAT VIEW OF THE PITCH!

A bigger gap between the above tiers, with clear glass panels at the back, could be added to let sunlight through to Leazes Terrace!

The Gallowgate End could be extended to hold another 8,000 that haz been mentioned!

By wor calculation the new capacity would then be aroond aboot 67,000 to 68,000!

Not far below the proposed 70,000 capacity for a new stadium in Leazes Park!

Refurbishment would cost mebeez £1billion—- relocation would cost £2 billion plus! 

And nee doubt that there would be protests like there were 30 years ago, when wor bid to relocate to Leazes Park woz rejected in the Sir John Hall era!

We shall see! 👀 

THE GEORDIE TIMES

A GROVELLING APOLOGEEE!

We said in the above article that it woz Dynamo Dresden’s East Stand that had limited space behind it—-When in fact it’s their WEST STAND that haz the limited space!

We apologise for any hurt or distress that this may have caused wor loyal subjects!

Once again, grovelling apologeeez for wor horrendous misstayk!ðŸ˜ą

Thursday, 30 January 2025

FAREWELL MIGGY!

 PPosted ‘7:45pm 🔔 bells’ Wedinzday 30th January 2025

A ‘WORFLAGS’ TRIBUTE TO MIGGY!

The transfor of Miggy Almiron back to his former American club Atlanta United for a reported £10?million plus add ons reaches The Geordie Times (by carrier pigeon!🕊️)

We wish Miggy ‘aall the best’ and he had a wonderful send off by The Toon fans at Sooothampton last weekend!— Hiz 223rd and final game for NUFC!(In total he scored 30 goals in Leegue and Cups)


Wednesday, 29 January 2025

JUST CHAMPION! ðŸĪŠðŸ‘ðŸ

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 29th January 2025

THE WOR FLAGS DISPLAY V PSG. WON 4-1!

Aall four of the Inglish clubs who qualified are competin in The Champions Leegue tooneet and ‘The Geordie Times’ wishes aall of them well!---and hope they aall win!

That's 'The Hazbeenz & Villians' (Villa) , 'The Blue Moonies' (Man C), The Arseholes and 'The Liverbirds' (Livaapoool)!-------And NO! we havvint aall of a sudden took a likin to these clubs, but the better their results in the Competition, then there's a better chance of NUFC competin in it next season!

Let us explain wor logic!----Here gans! (Deep breath!ðŸ˜ĩ)

CHAMPIONS LEEGUE QUALIFICATION 2025-2026

Az of 29th January 2025 Ing-er-land iz leadin the coefficient table.

Premyaa Leegue clubs have built up the most points and have the highest average.

1: Ing-er-land 100 points---average 14.34

2: The I-ties 88 points---average 11.05

3: The Spanyaadz 82---average 11.77

4: The Froggies: 66 points---average 10.94

5: Jawmany: 79 points---average 9.88 

*Accordin to Opta there iz a 98% chance that The Premyaa Leegue will earn an additional place in next season's Champions Leegue.

How can Leegues earn extra Champions Leegue spot?

Each Leegue earns a coefficient rankin based on how their teams perform in Europe. Coefficient points are earned through match results---Two for a win and one for a draw.

The points earned by clubs from the same domestic Leegue are added up and divided by the number of clubs the Leegue haz in Europe.

For example, if The Premyaa Leegue had 100 points, that would be split by the number of teams playin in Europe (seven) and give Ing-er-land a coefficient of 14.28. (So we even want Moan U and Sporz to win in The Europa Leegue and Chelseee to win in The Europa Conference az well!) Never ever thought we would say that in a million years!

This season bonus points are available to clubs playin in The Champions Leegue, which iz adventageous<(we naa aall the big words!) to Leegues with more clubs competin in it, such az Jawmany and The I-ties.

The countries that finish in the top two of the coefficient table earn an additional Champions Leegue spot.

Those spots are awarded to the teams which finish in the forst position below The Champions Leegue allocation in those Leegues.

In The Premyaa Leegue the top four clubs qualify for The Champions Leegue via Leegue position, so any additional spot would gan to the team in fifth.

Last season the additional spots were given to Bologna and Borussia Dortmund respectively.

So IF The Toon finish at least 5th (and it’s quite possible az we are in 5th place at the moment!) then there's a very (very!) good chance that we would qualify!

SO! lets aall cheer on Villa, Man City, The Arseholes and Livaapoool, tooneet, even if yih divvint like them and cannit stand them!

ðŸĪŠðŸ‘ðŸ

Updated 11:20pm 🔔s

Villa beat Celtic 4-2 👍

The Arse best Girona 2-1 👍

Man C beat Brugge 3-1 👍

Livaapoool lost to PSV 3-2 👎

Latest standings after toneets results     👇

So it’s lookin very good to get that extra Champions Leegue spot for next season! ðŸĪŠðŸ‘⛿

“Bring on Fulim!” (NUFCs next game on Saturday!)

Tuesday, 28 January 2025

THE NUFC MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2024-2025

 Posted periodically (az we tick the away groonds off, on wor travels), from 4th August 2024 to 25th January 2025 (half century + reached!)

the remarkable hare, matlock, for an under 21s game v derby under 21s (see boozer number 011)

The NUFC away pub crawl tour 2024-2025 iz underway and so far we have visited 54 different drinkin dens at 19 away games! (14 forst team games and 5 U21s games) 

Some pubs we have visited numerous times, so first visits of the season only listed (*Numerous visits*)

Premyaa Leegue games, unless stated.

001 tams bar, south shields (south shields v nufc u21s)


002 1st cloud arena chilled beer bar (south shields v nufc u21s)


003 friend at hand, london (bmouth game) *


004 marquis of cornwall, london (bmouth game) *


005 lord john russell, london (bmouth game) *


006 norfolk arms, london (bmouth game)*


007 brewhouse and kitchen, pokesdown (bmouth game)


008 the way outback, pokesdown (bmouth game)


009 waterloo tap, london (bmouth game)


010 vat and fiddle, nottingham (forest, leegue cup game) (aalso for the premyaa leegue game)


011 the remarkable hare, matlock (derby u21s v nufc u21s game)


012 matlock sports and social club, matlock (derby u21s v nufc u21s game)

013 the picturehouse, stafford (wolves game)

014 the yard, stafford (wolves game)

015 the sun, stafford (wolves game)

016 east putney tavern, london (fulham game)

017 spotted horse, london (fulham game)

018 the vault (below putney pies), london (fulham game)

019 craft beer co., london (fulham game)

020 the mill bar and kitchen, manchester (everton game)

021 the barlow arms, liverpool (everton game)

022 the north western, liverpool (everton game)

023 mable tavern, london (chelsea game)

024 aragon house, london (chelsea)

025 president hotel bar, london (chelsea)

026 betjeman arms, london (chelsea game)*

027 the bole bridge, tamworth (u21s v tamworth)

028 tamworth clubhouse, tamworth (u21s v tamworth)


029 the ram, newark (forest leegue game)

030 industry, nottingham (forest leegue game)

031 jb, newark (forest leegue game)

032: the grafton, bedford (palace game)

033: the craft beer cabin, london (palace game)




034: the spirit of endevour, boston (u21s v boston united)

035: ellenders, boston (u21s v boston united)

036: the botanist, london (brentford game)

037: the express tavern, london ( brentford game)

038: isaacs, ipswich (ipswich game)👆👇


039: the briarbank, ipswich (ipswich game)

040: gasworks, manchester (man u game)

041: peveril of the peak, manchester (man u game)

042: the britons protection, manchester (man u game)


043: the waterhouse, manchester (man u game)

044: heaton park, manchester (man u game)

045: the volunteer, london (spurs game)

046: redemption, london (spurs game)

047: the swimmers at the grafton arms, london (arse league cup game) 👆👇

048 the tilley stone, gateshead (u21s v gateshead)

049 the metropole, gateshead (u21s v gateshead)

050 grey nags head, gateshead (u21s v gateshead)

051 85 cafe bar, travelodge hotel, birmingham

052 the giddy bridge, southampton

053 belgium & blues, southampton

054 the mayflower village, southampton

















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