Monday, 10 February 2025

HALLELUJAH! JOHN TUDOR! JOHN TUDOR! RIPπŸͺ¦

 Posted ‘high noon bells’ πŸ”” Munday 10th February 2025



For the 3rd time in just a couple of weeks another NUFC star player haz passed away! (Alang with Alan Shoulder and Gordon Marshall)

This time it’s prolific striker John Tudor who famously partnered Supermac back in the 1970s!

In total he made 220 appearances and scored 73 goals! It should have been 74 but hiz spectacular divin heeder v Forest in the infamous FA Cup tie in 1974 woz expunged from the record books because of the riot which stopped the game! (See top photo)

NUFC won 4-3 but the FA ordered that the game should be replayed because of the ‘said’ riot!

RIP πŸͺ¦ John. Lost but not forgotten!

Sunday, 9 February 2025

THE BRUMMIE BLUE NOSES 2. THE TOON 3 *** FA CUP 4th ROOND

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ›Ž️ bells’ Sunday 9th February 2025 ( on the train back!)



THE RUSSIAN LINESMAN MARK 2!

There woz total chaos az we tried to get to the tornstiles az the 5,000 Toon fans were forced to gan through 2 narrow entrances to get searched!

We eventually got in to witness a crap πŸ’© light show where they switch the lights off and on like in a neet club disco, firework 🧨 display which went doon like a damp squid, flame πŸ”₯throwers and some absolutely terrible hip hop ‘none music’ played at full blast ower the loudspeakers! And I thought I woz gannin to a futbaall match!???

‘Steady Eddie’ had made 9 changes from the team that beat The Arseholes 2-0 through the week and we paid a heavy price for that within a minute of the kick off!

The Brummie fans were really up for it az they created a ‘bear pit’ atmosphere! We hardly had time to draw breath before the forst goal woz scored after aboot 45 seconds, when a terrible mix up in the Toon  defence let in Laird, who tapped the baall ower the line to put the Leegue 1 side 1-0 up from a corner kick!—Great start!



Bormingham had a chance not lang after to double their lead, but fluffed their lines when a gappin goal chance went abeggin!

And then in the 22nd minute az we attacked the far goal from us, controversy unfolded when a Joe Willock shot went close and az the game continued the linesman on the right hand side of the pitch told the ref that Willock’s shot HAD crossed the goal line!—and the goal woz given to the astonishment of the Toon fans who then celebrated wildly after a brief silence!

Az the still picture below shows the baall defiantly DIDN’T cross the line and we had ‘got oot of jail’! (Shades of the Russians linesman in the 1966 World Cup final, for Geoff Hurst’s 3rd goal, which hit the bar and bounced off the goal line!)

THIER GOALIE WOZ BEHIND THE LINE BUT THE BAALL WASZZINT!

5minutes later and NUFC went 2-1 up when a Livramento cross eventually foond Callum Wilson and stroked the baall into the net!

Not to be outdone The Blue Noses equalised in the 40th minute when Iwata hit an unstoppable shot past The Pope in the Toinvgial from 25 yards oot! HT 2-2!

After a few scares in 2nd period and after a lang wait while a Brummie player woz stretched off with a bad leg injury, we finally made the final breakthrough when it looked like the game would gan to dreaded extra time!



Joe Willock latched onto a Longstaff baall and from a tight angle, put hiz shot through their goalie’s legs and into the the net with 8 minutes left on the clock, much to the relief of the Toon faithful and players alike!

Due to the bad injury mentioned 12 minutes added time woz played and after a couple of scares, when Pope made good saves the ref finally blew for full time az we aall celebrated!



Attendance: 27,994 ((5,000 relieved Toon fans!—many who had missed the kick off and the first goal, due to the chaotic entry to the away end!)

The draw for this he 5th roond tex place on ‘The One Show’ at 7:10pm πŸ›Ž️s onwards on BBC1 on Munday neet!

PS: This woz wor SIXTH away win in a row in 3 different competitions!


PUB CRAWL PHOTOS! 

4 this time!


YORK STATION ON THE WAY TO BIRMINGHAM!

THE WELLY BIRMINGHAM πŸ‘†πŸ‘‡
             
One of wor company who shall remain nameless caalled Graham, bought a bottle of Becks in ‘The Welly’ and woz ower the moon that it woz anly £2.50 (Normally £5 a bottle!). ‘Ower the moon’—-until!—one of the lads pointed to the bottom of the label where it said ‘Alcohol free’!  He woz not a ‘happy bunny’ to say the least!πŸ˜‚




NEWALL STREET TAVERN BURMINGHAM

QUEENS ARMS BIRMINGHAM πŸ‘‡πŸ‘†





Saturday, 8 February 2025

THE BRUMMIE BLUE NOSES V THE TOON *** FA CUP 4th ROOND ••• TEATIME TODAY!

 Posted ‘9:00amπŸ”” bells’ Saturday 8th February 2025



The cup games are comin up thick and fast az we move switch from Leegue Cup on Wedinzday to FA Cup today!

We are on the train to Bormingham where we play The Blue Noses at ‘5:45 πŸ›Ž️s’ at St Andrews!

Aall 5,000 ticket were snapped up straight away and the game iz a complete selloot! (29,000 me Finx?πŸ€”)

Divvint naa what strength side ‘Steady Eddie’ will play, but it should be strong enough to see off the Leegue 1 side! (Famous last words!)

A full Geordie Times match report will appear sometime on Sunday!

APU “Watch this space!”

Friday, 7 February 2025

10th TIME LUCKY?

 Posted ‘3:00pm πŸ””bells’ Friday 7th February 2025

THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE 2 YEARS AGO!

So it’s The Liverbirds who we will meet in The Leegue Cup final on Sunday March 16th at Wembley!

Wembley really iz an unlucky groond for NUFC az we have lost wor last NINE competitive games there since 1974! (This doesn’t include the ridiculous Futbaall Leegue Centenary Tournament in 1988 when we played 20 minutes each way v Livaapool (won) and Tranmere (lost!)

The sorry tales of woe are az follows! ( And The Geordie Times woz at each and every one of them!πŸ₯Ά)

1974 FA Cup final. LOST!

1976 Leegue Cup final. LOST!

1996 Charity Shield. LOST!

1998 FA Cup final. LOST!

1999 FA Cup final. LOST!

2000 FA Cup semi final. LOST!

2023 Leegue Cup final. LOST!

Plus 2 Premyaa Leegue games v Sporz, who played there while their new stadium woz gettin built.   LOST! LOST!

We were underdogs in every one of those games—and guess what?—we will be underdogs again v Livaapoool!

BUT! If we can play like we did against The Arseholes, then there iz nee reason why we cannit break this ‘jinx’ and lift wor forst domestic trophy for 70 years!

KEEP THE FAITH!

HOWAY THE LADS!πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸ


RIP GORDON AND ROGER! πŸͺ¦

 Posted ‘high noon bells πŸ””’ Friday 7th February 2025



Former Toon Goalie from the 1960s Gordon Marshall and former NUFC London Supporters Club Chairman Roger Douglass have both passed away!

Gordon woz the forst Toon goalie I saw, when startin’ to gan to games in the 1960s!

I met Roger loads of times at London away games, although I never knew hiz name, he woz very tall and a fanatical Toon fan!



I never saw hiz familiar face this season and wondered why?

Sadly I now hear he had cancer and died a couple of weeks ago!

RIP LADS! πŸͺ¦ Lost but not forgotten!

Thursday, 6 February 2025

THE TOON 2 THE ARSEHOLES 0 LEEGUE CUP SEMI FINAL 2nd LEG (AGGREGATE SCORE 4-0 TO THE TOON!)

 Posted 'high noon bells' Thorzday 6th February 2025



"IT MUST BE THE BAALL!"



An absolutleee brilliant performance in an absolutleee brilliant atmosphere rattled The Arse and from the 'off' NUFC were on the front foot az we attacked The Leazes goal!

And it didnt tek lang for us to score the forst 'goal'

Alexander the Great ran through The Arse defence and hit a superb shot past in the visitors goal to put us 1-0 up after just 4 minutes on the clock!----Az we celebrated wildly we could see the ref holdin' the baall and not retornin it to the centre spot for the restart!?

A very lang VAR check followed and eventually the ref comunicated that Isak woz offside and the goal woz chalked off! FCUK VAR!

However, that didnt disheartern The Toon and in the 20th minute Isak again ran through their defence and hit a rocket shot which reboonded off the goal frame to Jacob Murphy and he hit the baall forst time into the net and this time the goal stood! 1-0 to us and 3-0 on aggregate from the 1st leg!



The Arse aalso had chances and just before Murphy's goal when 'mystery man'? (can't remember who?) shaved the post, but we held on to the half time break with that precious 3 goal advantage!

Not lang after the restart Anthony Gordon hit a lang shot with their goalie way off hiz line, but hiz effort just missed the post to large groans from the crowd!



But the final nail in The Arseholes ⚰️coffin came just after this in the 52nd minute, when their goalie Raya attempted a pass to Rice, but Fab Schar dispossed him and the baall fell to Gordon who squeezed the baall just inside the far Gallowgate post to put us 2-0 up and 4-0 up on aggregate!

At this point there looked nee way back for the 'norf Landaners' az the clocked ticked doon and the crowd started singin that, "Tell mee maa me maa!", Wembley song alang with, "It must be the ball, Mikel Arteta , it must be the ball!", in reference to The Arses managers 1st leg comments that the ball used woz different to the Premyaa Leegue ball and that 'the flight' woz different and thats why they lost---(The excuse of aall the excuses!)

We saw the game oot and there woz mass celebrations at the final whistle!---"Wembley oh lay oh lay oh lay!" (For the 2nd time in 3 years!) v The Liverbirds! (just watched them hammer Sporzy!)



Attendance: 52,173  4,883 Arseholes! (Az aa waited in the queue to get in, some Arsehole fans waalkin past me were arrogantly singin', "We're gonna win three nil!" (Would have loved to have seen those tossers after the game!)πŸ˜‚

NUFCs official website published this last neet!πŸ‘‡πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸπŸŸ️

               THE CULPRIT! πŸ‘†

Footnote: A lot of Toon fans thought that we would lose after  The Arse demolished champions Man City 5-1 at the weekend, and one of mee mates who shall remain nameless caalled jimmy sent me a text sayin' "Be afraid, be VERY afraid!"😧 (Oh yee of little faith!)




Wednesday, 5 February 2025

THE TOON V THE ARSEHOLES *** LEEGUE CUP SEMI FINAL 2nd LEG

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ•› πŸ›Ž️ bells’ Wedinzday 5th February 2025

THE SIGN SAYS THAT THERE IZ AN ‘EVENT’ AT SJP TOONEET!—I WONDER WOT EVENT THAT COULD BE!?πŸ€”

NUFC gan into wor biggest game of the season with a 2 goal advantage from the 1st leg in ‘norf Landan’!

We havvint played well in wor last 2 home games, while The Arse demolished champions Man City 5-1 at the weekend, so it isn’t a foregone conclusion that we will make the Wembley final next month!?

If we score orly then it could be tie over— BUT if we concede orly then the jitters might follow and anything could happen after that!

Joelinton iz a huge doubt az he haz been seen in a leg brace, Callum Wilson (remember him?) could be ion the subs bench if needed!? (But divvint haad yih breath!😡)

IF we win then we will play eethaa Sporz or The Liverbirds in the final!

They play tomorrow neet and Sporz won the 1st leg 1-0 at home!

It would of course be better if we played Sporz at Wembley, az they are the easier option (on paper!πŸ“)

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Thorzday!  Let’s hope (and pray πŸ™πŸ») it’s a ‘good one’!?

Monday, 3 February 2025

ALAN SHOULDER RIP πŸͺ¦

 Posted ‘high noon bells πŸ””’ Munday 3rd February 2025



More very sad news that former Toon centre forward Alan Shoulder haz passed away reaches us!

Believe it or not, he worked doon the pit at Blyth and played for them in their famous FA Cup run of 1978, when Northern Leegue Blyth reached the 5th roond of the FA Cup! (losin' narrowly to Wrexham in a replay at SJP in front of more than 42,000!---Includin 'not so little old me'!)



After that he signed for NUFC for a reported £20,000 and scored a total of  38 goals in 127 appearances for us!



I saw hiz forst ever goal in a Toon top at Fulim when NUFC won 3-1 in 1978– We were late to the game and missed THREE orly goals in the forst half!—-But we DID see Alan Shoulder’s goal in the second half!

We missed the kick off coz we were in a boozer and didn’t realise that the groond woz a canny way away!

We had a few extra ‘Arthur’s’ (Arthur Scargills=gargels=pints) named after the former miners leader in the 1970s, and of course, az mentioned, incidentally, Alan worked doon the mines when he played for The Spartans!

I have ‘dug up’ the match report on that game which woz mee ‘half century’ of groonds visited watchin The Toon! (ground number 50)

See below for the match report of the game 47 years ago!


050 craven cottage fulham

(GROUND NUMBER 50)


Date of First Visit: 16th DECEMBER 1978


CRAVEN COTTAGE, LONDON


FULHAM 1 

NEWCASTLE UNITED 3 (Connolly, Withe, Shoulder)


(OLD) DIVISION TWO

ATTENDANCE: 8,575 (2,000 Toon fans)





“CRUFTS!---CRUFTS!---HERE WE COME!”



Chapter ONE:



"MESSIN' ABOUT ON THE RIVER!"





Wi'd caught the midneet train doon tih London for this one and arrived at aboot five in the mornin' totally 'cream crackered', as wi'd been on the hoy in the Toon on the friday neet az was usual.

‘Piper’ on the other hand had opted for the bus to Victoria instead az it was cheaper than the train and we arranged to meet him in central London at Snows bar aboot dinnertime-ish (‘Dinner’ bein’ a pint of flat bitter and---er!----Another pint of flat bitter!)


When wih got to Kings Cross wih headed for Euston for a wash 'n' brush up, before catchin' the forst tube of the day at ‘six bells’ tih Spitalfields Market for a few 'Arthur Scargills' (gargels!) in 'The Gun' which opened early for the market traders. (and us!)

It was six 'o' clock in the mornin' as ah stared blankly at mee pint of 'Londons finest' (i.e. flat as a fart and nee heed!) and it took iz aboot an hour tih drink it!.


Aa was feelin' 'Az rough az a badgers' az wih left the bar and wih made for the 'bright lights' of the 'West End' az wih did in them days.


Then, after a few more 'gargels' in 'Snows' and the 'Cockney Pride' wih heeded for the Thames az that's where Fulham play. (Beside it---NOT! in IT!)

Near tih the 'Hooses of Parliament End' there were pleasure boats offerin' cruises doon the Thames to The Tower of London' amongst other places.


Ah noticed that one of the boats had a bar on board---SO!---az yih dee!---wih decided tih become 'tourists' for the day and tek a trip doon the 'swanny' tih 'see the sights'!.


On board were a group of Scandinavian tourists, complete with obligatory  back packs and camraaz, and they spoke 'The Qweenz English' betta than us!..

We were taalkin' away amongst worsels when ah mentioned the word 'YHEM' in the conversation!.


Straight away, one of the group, who had owerhord iz, said:

"ARE YOO FROM NORWAY I THINK!" (Like ah say, they could speak 'wor lingo' better than us!)


"NAA!---NAA! HINNEY!----WIH COME FROM GEORDIELAND!", came the reply 'yorz truly'!.


"I NO OONDERSTAND WHAT YOO SAY?", came the reply from wor puzzled 'Laplandlian'! friend!.


Ah modirated mee language so shih could understand iz, and 'hoyed' a bit of 'The Qweenz Lingo' in for good measure!.


"OHH I SAIY!---WEE ARE FROM THEE NUWWCARSSIL REEGON OHV THEE YOONIGTED KEENGDUM--- AACT-TU-LEE!". (Translation: "Oh I say!---we are from the Newcastle region of the United Kingdom---actually"!)


Shih understud that!, and said: "OH!---IT'S JUST THAT I HEARD YOO SAY 'YHEM'!---THIS IS NORWEIGAN FOR 'HOUSE'!".


Amazin'!---in't it?---'YHEM' meens 'HOOSE' in Norweigan AND 'Geordie'!. (It's a smaall world!)


Ah explained this too hor, and heeded for the 'bar' tih catch the lads up, az the 'gadgie' was just pullin' off the forst 'Arthurs'! behind the coonta!. (Ah wonder what 'GARGEL' meens in Norweigan???)

Az the boat set off the tourists lined the decks and the tour guide started tellin' them aboot the history of London toon. (We of course 'lined the bar'!)

"On your right is the Houses of Parliament"-----"and on your left is Big Ben"!, she announced ower the rather 'loud', loudspeakers, to hor enthraaled audience, who were clickin' their camraz for their 'prized? pictures??.

(The anly thing that WE were 'clickin', were wor fingers towards the barman, tih summon him for some more 'liquid refreshment'!) (az yih dee!)

Next stop was 'Towa Bridge and afta a quick 'sauntee' unda it's raised draa-bridge, we eventually arrived at the 'Towa of London' some six pints and half an hour later! (We wor'nt very fast drinkers in them days!)

The 'Beefeaters' were oot in force az we disembarked doon the gang plank back tih 'terra firma' and az the Norweigans rushed towards the 'towa' (click!--click!--click!), we rushed towards the nearest booza which wi'd 'clocked' in the distance (sup!--sup!--sup!) az it was fast approachin' 'first bells'! (er!--ah think yih can guess the rest!?)





Chapter TWO:

"IT’S A DOGS LIFE!"



Much later we arrived at a waaterin' hole aboot five mins waalk from Fulham's groond and after a couple of 'Arthurs' who should mek an appearance, but 'Piper' who'd made his aan way tih London by bus. (Whey!---NOT exactly by 'bus'!)------(reed on!)(REED ON!)

He was covered in cement dust from heed tih foot and looked in a reet state---much worse than what he normally was!

"PIPER!", one of the lads shooted---"WHERE THE HELL HA' YIH BEEN?---LIKE!---YIH COVERED IN CEMENT DUST!"

"IT'S A LANG LANG STORY!---AALL TELL YIZ ABOORIT AFTER A'V HAD A GARGEL, COZ MEE MOOTH'S LIKE 'GANDEES FLIPFLOP'!, said 'the man in yellowy-white' az he dusted himsel doon at the coonta!



'PIPER' (in his aan words) (afta scratchin' hiz scalp and shakin' hiz heed tih get rid of his newfoond 'dandruff'!)

-------------"GULP!"------------------------"GULP!"------------------------------"GULP!"         ---------"GULP!"--------------"GULP!"--------------------------------"G-U-L-P!"

"AAAHHHH!---that's berra!" 

"WELL!---Like ah say!--it's a lang story!---so here gans!"

"Ah was travellin' doon on the midneet 'Rapede' from Gallowgate bus station and ah asked the driver, "Are yih gannin doon?" (tih the match) and he replied, "Aye!--hop on!", and he tore the stub off mee ticket az ah boarded".

"However!---ah thought it was a bit strange az ah took mee seat coz there were loads of aad biddies with 'blue rinses' aalso gettin' on?" (NOT! yih usual futbaall 'crowd')

"Some of them had their pet pooches with them and then one 'wifey' sat doon next to iz with a geet big shephard, which immediately plonked it's sel doon in the alley way! and started lickin' it's owners feet!" (A jorman 'shepherd'---NOT! Freddy Shepherd!)

Ah could'nt work it oot?--but!---afta a 'heavy' neet 'on the hoy', ah could'nt be bothered tih strike up a conversation and ask hor!"       



"Ah quickly 'crashed oot' (ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz!!!!!)-----and sometime later awoke ootside the 'Bullring' shoppin' centre in Birmingham------F***** BIRMINGHAM!???----the Toon were playin' in LONDON!"

"DRIVER!", ah shooted az ah hurried doon the front of the bus, "THE TOON ARE PLAYIN' FULHAM---NOT! 'VILLA'!---WHERE THE F***** HELL ARE YIH GANNIN--LIKE???"

His reply sent 'shivaz doon mee spine'!

"CRUFTS DOG SHOW!!!"---"Where di yi think???" 

Aa hesitated for a moment in total disbelief and replied at the top of mee voice!---"WHI GANNIN WHERE!?"---CRUFTS  F*****' DOG SHOW!???----STOP THE BUS!---A'M GETTIN' OFF!"

At this point the driver 'slammed the anchors on' and opened the door!  One aad biddy 'piped up'(sic!), "Actually it's not Crufts Dog Show that we're going to, it's a dog show where Crufts is held!" (EH!) (Well!---THAT meks a difference---DOES'NT IT!?)

"Luckily ah was'nt too far from the 'M6' and 'Spaghetti Junction', so ah said mee goodbyes tih the jorman shepherd, jumped off the bus and heeded there tih thumb a lift."

"After a few fruitless minutes a 'Blue Circle' cement lorry pulled up and he telt iz he was gannin tih 'the smoke' and that he'd giz a lift on one condition----ah had tih help him tip his load of bagged cement when wih got tih London!

"O.K.!", ah said, "YIV GORRA DEAL!"

"He nodded his approval, so ah climbed aboard--------------ZZZZZzzzzz!!!!!---sometime later we arrived at a buildin' site somewhere in 'norf Landan' near Arsenal's groond, where wih had tih 'hand-baall' the whole 20 ton load ontih pallets coz they had nee 'fork lift'!---(SOME DEAL!)

"By the time we were finished ah was totally 'cream crackered', covered in cement and badly in need of some 'liquid refreshment!', so ah heeded for a bar in Fulham Palace Road and bumped intih a few of the lads and the conversation went sommik like this!"



"PIPER!"---WHERE THE HELL HA' YIH BEEN?---LIKE!---YIH COVERED IN CEMENT DUST!?"

  

"IT'S A LANG STORY!---SO HERE GANS!"

"Ah was travellin' doon on the midneet 'Rapede' from Gallowgate buZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!"





Chapter THREE:

"BETTA LATE THAN NEVA!"



Az mentioned, we were in a booza within' a 'stones throw' of Craven Cottage, (or so we thought!) so an extra 'Arthur' was on the cards when one of the lads asked iz if a wanted a quick 'gargel' at 'half two bells'.

(NO! prizes for guessin' mee answer tih THAT one!)

Ten mins later and with empty glasses in front of us, we had nee option but tih heed for the match. (az yh dee!)



Afta a quick visit tih the 'tool shed' (tih shake hands with the 'unemployed'!)(work it oot!) wih 'staggered' ootside---and---horror upon horror!----the floodlights could be seen doon the road ---BUT!---they were aboot the size of  broon ale bottles!---in other words the groond was f***** miles away and by my calculations it would tek wih a good twenty minutes tih waalk it and by this time there was anly ten minutes tih kick off!.

In them days we were aall aboot five stone lighter than what we are nuw, so wih decided tih 'jog' doon the road tih try and mek the start, but with two gallons plus of 'liquid refreshment'  sloshin' aboot inside wih, (minus the 'tool shed' stops!) this 'idea' was 'aborted' afta approximately TEN SECONDS!



In otha words---there was nee way wi'd get there for 'three bells' and wi'd just have tih hope that wih did'nt miss any goals!

Wor 'HOPES' fell on 'deef lugz', for az wih got within a hundred yards of the tornstiles a big roar went up from the crowd, but wih did'nt naa who'd scored so wih quicked wor pace up tih 'jog standard' once more, then aall of a sudden anotha roar went up---so that was TWO goals wi'd missed!.



Unbelievibly!---az wih payed wor 'bit' at the gate yet ANOTHA! roar went up and wih ran up the stairs tih the terraces (totally oot of breath!) prayin' that wih would'nt miss anymore goals!

A tapped a kidda on the shoulder when wih finally reached the terraces (some five minutes late!) and asked him, "PANT!--PANT!--PANT!---WHAT'S THE SCORE MATE!?--PANT!--PANT!"

"TWO-ONE TIH THE TOON", came the reply, "CONNOLLY AND WITHE GOT WORS AND CHRIS GUTHRIE GOT THEIRS!" (ex Toon player)



So at least mee worst fears that we were loosin' three-nowt were'nt true, but the fact that a'd missed two of wor goals put a bit of a 'dampener' on it for me!

But would there be anymore score?---knaain' my luck there would'nt be, but at least we were in the match!---betta late than neva!---ah suppose!

The rest of the forst half was 'to and fro', but there were nee mare goals and we went in two-one at the break.



Ah had a quick look aroond Craven Cottage at half time and a more 'picturesque' settin' for a futbaall groond would be hard tih find. 

Tih mee left was the River Thames which meandered slowely past the Riverside Stand (mee finx a'v been there before?) and tih mee right was the 'cottage' that gave the groond it's name which nestled in the corner and it aalso doubled up az the dressin' rooms!. (A little gem!)



The second half started and mee 'dream goal' was'nt lang in comin' when a fine effort from Alan Shoulder put us three-one up and ah had sommik tih celebrate at last! (Cheers Alan!)

This iz the way it stayed and we went away happy that at least a'd seen a qwaata of the goals scored!

And the moral of this story iz: 'If someone tellz yih that the groond iz anly five minutes doon the road, divvint tek their word for it!---CHECK IT OOT YIHSEL!!!

Wih heeded for Piccadilly again afta the match  tih frequent the usual 'haunts' of 'The Cockney Pride' and 'Snows'---etc!---etc!---etc!---etc!

Wih got the midneet 'paper train' az usual back yhem az usual and 'Piper' (believe it or not!?) got the reet bus this time at Victoria! (tih the Toon this time---NOT! 'Crufts'

©Fink™ The mad-sad grJundhJpper!

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Sunday, 2 February 2025

THE TOON 1. THE COTTAGE PIE BRIGADE OF FULIM 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2024-2025

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ”” bells’ Sunday 2nd February 2025




“PIE πŸ₯§ EYED πŸ‘€ AND LEGLESS!” 🦡🦡 

 Yih just divvint naa which Toon team will turn up theeze days!?

This woz yet another ‘miss’ in a season of ‘hits and ‘misses’ from the ‘black n whites’!

Yih could tell from the ‘off’ that this woz gannih be a struggle az Fulim attacked The Leazes goal and gave az good az they got!

The breakthrough, however, came at The Gallowgate End when an Anthony Gordon centre foond Jacob Murphy near the edge of the box and he hit a sweet shot past LENO in the visitors goal to put us 1-0 up in the 37th minute! (Just 1 minute orlier Tonali had hit the bar!)(er! his shot NOT him!)

That’s the way it stayed til the half time interval, but we aall knew that it woz a slender lead against The Cottage Pie πŸ₯§ Brigade (Their nickname iz The Cottagers—get it!?) And so it proved to be when Tonali’s misplaced pass in the 62nd minute foond a Fulim player and they raced doon the pitch with a Jimenez shot deflectin’ off Murphy and the the baall ended up in the back off Martin Dubravka’s net! 1-1

Isak then hit the bar at The Leazes End, but the baall boonced to safety!



And then in the 83rd minute a Perreira free kick on The East Stand side of the pitch woz touched in by Munrz with wor defence at sixes and sevens! 2-1 to them!

That goal woz on the cards az we struggled to find an equaliser!

There were 6 minutes of stoppage time, but we just couldn’t find the net again! FT 2-1 to The Cottage Pies!πŸ₯§ 

The defeat meenz that we have lost 2 home games in a row, but we are unbeaten in wor last 5 away games!

That’s NUFC for you!— Yih never naa which team will torn up!?

Wor biggest game of the season iz at SJP next Wedinzday when we take on The Arseholes in the 2nd leg of The Leegue Cup semi final!

We have a 2 goal advantage from the 1st leg of course!—But will this be enough, we ask, to get us through to the Wembley final!???πŸ€”

Attendance: 52,173 (1,400 Cottage Pie Brigaders!)


Saturday, 1 February 2025

THE TOON V THE COTTAGE PIE BRIGADE IF FULIM *** THIS AFTERNOOON!

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ”” bells’ Saturday 1st February 2025

SJP FROM LEAZES PARK LAKE! 
πŸ¦† “QUACK!—-QUACK!” πŸ¦† 

NUFC gan into todays game havin won 10 oot of the last 11 and we fully expect the same startin line up to the one which beat Sooothampton 3-1 last Saturday!

It won’t be easy against Fulim, but 3 points will keep us in 5th place in the Premyaa Leegue table and possibly 4th if other results gan wor way ower the weekend!?

It’s clear blue skies ower the River Tyne az a look πŸ‘€ oot of mee hoose window, but it’s aalso very caad ootside! (Extra layers needed!)

Let’s hope we can get the win to set us up for wor biggest game of the season v The Arseholes for a trip to Wembley IF we win, or even draw after wor 2-0 win in ‘norf Landan’ in the forst leg of the Leegue Cup semis!

Like as say, it’s a big week which could well define wor season!?

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here, hopefully by high noon πŸ›Ž️s’ tomorrow!

APU “Watch this space!”

Friday, 31 January 2025

EAST STAND SOLUTION!!?

 Posted ‘1:30pm πŸ›Ž️ πŸ””s’ Friday 31st January 2025

 DYNAMO DRESDEN’S EAST STAND CONCEPT!

There haz been much talk this week aboot NUFCs stadium expansion or relocation to Leazes Park!

But mebeez a solution iz to stay put and increase the current capacity to 67,000 + by puttin a double tier of seats on top of The East Stand like Jawman side Dynamo Dresden are planning’ to dee, who like NUFC, have limited space behind their East Stand!

This would increase the capacity of the stand from 5,500 to 13,000!  An increase of 7,500

SIDE VIEW OF HOW IT COULD BE DONE! STEEPER TIERS AT THE TOP FOR A GREAT VIEW OF THE PITCH!

A bigger gap between the above tiers, with clear glass panels at the back, could be added to let sunlight through to Leazes Terrace!

The Gallowgate End could be extended to hold another 8,000 that haz been mentioned!

By wor calculation the new capacity would then be aroond aboot 67,000 to 68,000!

Not far below the proposed 70,000 capacity for a new stadium in Leazes Park!

Refurbishment would cost mebeez £1billion—- relocation would cost £2 billion plus! 

And nee doubt that there would be protests like there were 30 years ago, when wor bid to relocate to Leazes Park woz rejected in the Sir John Hall era!

We shall see! πŸ‘€ 

THE GEORDIE TIMES

A GROVELLING APOLOGEEE!

We said in the above article that it woz Dynamo Dresden’s East Stand that had limited space behind it—-When in fact it’s their WEST STAND that haz the limited space!

We apologise for any hurt or distress that this may have caused wor loyal subjects!

Once again, grovelling apologeeez for wor horrendous misstayk!😱

Thursday, 30 January 2025

FAREWELL MIGGY!

 PPosted ‘7:45pm πŸ”” bells’ Wedinzday 30th January 2025

A ‘WORFLAGS’ TRIBUTE TO MIGGY!

The transfor of Miggy Almiron back to his former American club Atlanta United for a reported £10?million plus add ons reaches The Geordie Times (by carrier pigeon!πŸ•Š️)

We wish Miggy ‘aall the best’ and he had a wonderful send off by The Toon fans at Sooothampton last weekend!— Hiz 223rd and final game for NUFC!(In total he scored 30 goals in Leegue and Cups)


Wednesday, 29 January 2025

JUST CHAMPION! πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸ

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 29th January 2025

THE WOR FLAGS DISPLAY V PSG. WON 4-1!

Aall four of the Inglish clubs who qualified are competin in The Champions Leegue tooneet and ‘The Geordie Times’ wishes aall of them well!---and hope they aall win!

That's 'The Hazbeenz & Villians' (Villa) , 'The Blue Moonies' (Man C), The Arseholes and 'The Liverbirds' (Livaapoool)!-------And NO! we havvint aall of a sudden took a likin to these clubs, but the better their results in the Competition, then there's a better chance of NUFC competin in it next season!

Let us explain wor logic!----Here gans! (Deep breath!😡)

CHAMPIONS LEEGUE QUALIFICATION 2025-2026

Az of 29th January 2025 Ing-er-land iz leadin the coefficient table.

Premyaa Leegue clubs have built up the most points and have the highest average.

1: Ing-er-land 100 points---average 14.34

2: The I-ties 88 points---average 11.05

3: The Spanyaadz 82---average 11.77

4: The Froggies: 66 points---average 10.94

5: Jawmany: 79 points---average 9.88 

*Accordin to Opta there iz a 98% chance that The Premyaa Leegue will earn an additional place in next season's Champions Leegue.

How can Leegues earn extra Champions Leegue spot?

Each Leegue earns a coefficient rankin based on how their teams perform in Europe. Coefficient points are earned through match results---Two for a win and one for a draw.

The points earned by clubs from the same domestic Leegue are added up and divided by the number of clubs the Leegue haz in Europe.

For example, if The Premyaa Leegue had 100 points, that would be split by the number of teams playin in Europe (seven) and give Ing-er-land a coefficient of 14.28. (So we even want Moan U and Sporz to win in The Europa Leegue and Chelseee to win in The Europa Conference az well!) Never ever thought we would say that in a million years!

This season bonus points are available to clubs playin in The Champions Leegue, which iz adventageous<(we naa aall the big words!) to Leegues with more clubs competin in it, such az Jawmany and The I-ties.

The countries that finish in the top two of the coefficient table earn an additional Champions Leegue spot.

Those spots are awarded to the teams which finish in the forst position below The Champions Leegue allocation in those Leegues.

In The Premyaa Leegue the top four clubs qualify for The Champions Leegue via Leegue position, so any additional spot would gan to the team in fifth.

Last season the additional spots were given to Bologna and Borussia Dortmund respectively.

So IF The Toon finish at least 5th (and it’s quite possible az we are in 5th place at the moment!) then there's a very (very!) good chance that we would qualify!

SO! lets aall cheer on Villa, Man City, The Arseholes and Livaapoool, tooneet, even if yih divvint like them and cannit stand them!

πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸ

Updated 11:20pm πŸ””s

Villa beat Celtic 4-2 πŸ‘

The Arse best Girona 2-1 πŸ‘

Man C beat Brugge 3-1 πŸ‘

Livaapoool lost to PSV 3-2 πŸ‘Ž

Latest standings after toneets results     πŸ‘‡

So it’s lookin very good to get that extra Champions Leegue spot for next season! πŸ€ͺπŸ‘⛿

“Bring on Fulim!” (NUFCs next game on Saturday!)

Tuesday, 28 January 2025

THE NUFC MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2024-2025

 Posted periodically (az we tick the away groonds off, on wor travels), from 4th August 2024 to 25th January 2025 (half century + reached!)

the remarkable hare, matlock, for an under 21s game v derby under 21s (see boozer number 011)

The NUFC away pub crawl tour 2024-2025 iz underway and so far we have visited 54 different drinkin dens at 19 away games! (14 forst team games and 5 U21s games) 

Some pubs we have visited numerous times, so first visits of the season only listed (*Numerous visits*)

Premyaa Leegue games, unless stated.

001 tams bar, south shields (south shields v nufc u21s)


002 1st cloud arena chilled beer bar (south shields v nufc u21s)


003 friend at hand, london (bmouth game) *


004 marquis of cornwall, london (bmouth game) *


005 lord john russell, london (bmouth game) *


006 norfolk arms, london (bmouth game)*


007 brewhouse and kitchen, pokesdown (bmouth game)


008 the way outback, pokesdown (bmouth game)


009 waterloo tap, london (bmouth game)


010 vat and fiddle, nottingham (forest, leegue cup game) (aalso for the premyaa leegue game)


011 the remarkable hare, matlock (derby u21s v nufc u21s game)


012 matlock sports and social club, matlock (derby u21s v nufc u21s game)

013 the picturehouse, stafford (wolves game)

014 the yard, stafford (wolves game)

015 the sun, stafford (wolves game)

016 east putney tavern, london (fulham game)

017 spotted horse, london (fulham game)

018 the vault (below putney pies), london (fulham game)

019 craft beer co., london (fulham game)

020 the mill bar and kitchen, manchester (everton game)

021 the barlow arms, liverpool (everton game)

022 the north western, liverpool (everton game)

023 mable tavern, london (chelsea game)

024 aragon house, london (chelsea)

025 president hotel bar, london (chelsea)

026 betjeman arms, london (chelsea game)*

027 the bole bridge, tamworth (u21s v tamworth)

028 tamworth clubhouse, tamworth (u21s v tamworth)


029 the ram, newark (forest leegue game)

030 industry, nottingham (forest leegue game)

031 jb, newark (forest leegue game)

032: the grafton, bedford (palace game)

033: the craft beer cabin, london (palace game)




034: the spirit of endevour, boston (u21s v boston united)

035: ellenders, boston (u21s v boston united)

036: the botanist, london (brentford game)

037: the express tavern, london ( brentford game)

038: isaacs, ipswich (ipswich game)πŸ‘†πŸ‘‡


039: the briarbank, ipswich (ipswich game)

040: gasworks, manchester (man u game)

041: peveril of the peak, manchester (man u game)

042: the britons protection, manchester (man u game)


043: the waterhouse, manchester (man u game)

044: heaton park, manchester (man u game)

045: the volunteer, london (spurs game)

046: redemption, london (spurs game)

047: the swimmers at the grafton arms, london (arse league cup game) πŸ‘†πŸ‘‡

048 the tilley stone, gateshead (u21s v gateshead)

049 the metropole, gateshead (u21s v gateshead)

050 grey nags head, gateshead (u21s v gateshead)

051 85 cafe bar, travelodge hotel, birmingham

052 the giddy bridge, southampton

053 belgium & blues, southampton

054 the mayflower village, southampton

















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