Friday 29 April 2016

DAFT TOMMY RIP

Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 29th April 2016
"LITTLE WHITE BULL!" WAZ TOMMY'S FAVORITE SONG.
HE USED TO STAND ON THE CRASH BARRIERS IN THE
OLD 'GALLOWGATE END' AND SING IT TO THE CROWD IN THE 1970's! 

Sad news reached us last Sunday that a Toon fan known az Daft Tommy (Tommy Crane) passed away at the age of 70.
This haz now been conformed and we make ne apology for diggin' this little gem up again from wor visit to Sheffield United some 44 years ago on April Fools Day 1972! (see below!)

RIP 'DAFT TOMMY'! --"Yoo will NEVAA be forgotten!"

"Aaltogethaa now!---"Once apon a time there was a little white bull!"---"LITTLE WHITE BULL!!!"

THE TOON v THE CRYSTAL BAALLS *** SATURDAY AFTERNOOON!

Updated '11:49am bells' Friday 29th April 2016
ACTION FROM LAST SEASON'S GAME @ SJP!
(A 3-3 DRAW!)

We gan into the next game against Pardew's Palace tomorrow afternooon knowin' that a win will take us oot the bottom 3 IF the SMBs and Norwich lose!

It's definitely 'squeeeky bum time' and the next week or so will surely define which direction we will be heedin' next season?-----
(The M62 to Manchester and Liverpool--OR!---the M1/A38 to Rotherham, Burton and beyond!)

At the time of writin', the game iz heedin' for a complete sell-oot---no thanx to Palace, mind, who returned quite a few tickets!

Since Xmas Palace have anly won ONE oot of EIGHTEEN games and gained just 10 points oot of a possible 54, which actually worse than wor retorn of 13 points from 54 in the same period!
Wor home record isn't that bad of late. We have played 7 home games since the start of the year, winnin' 3, drawin' 3 and losin' just ONCE <(beleeeve it or not?)

We reeely must get behind the team and cheer them onto victory and hope (above hope!) that the othaa results gan wor way!
WE LIVE IN HOPE!---WE MUST BELEEEEVE!

Sunday 24 April 2016

THE LIVERBIRDS 2 THE TOON 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Posted '11:05am bells' Sunday 24th April 2016
THE TOON (in white) ATTACK THE ANFIELD ROAD END (1st half)
(View from row 22, seat 62)

"WE DE BELEEEVE IN MIRACLES!"

In wor preview to this game we said we needed miracles to get us oot of the relegation zone and a precious point @ Anfield after bein' 2-0 doon after half an hour waz a 'miracle' indeed!

It started off oh so badly when Sturridge put The Liverbirds 1-0 up after barely ONE MINUTE on the clock and aall looked lost, even at this stage!
We were aaful once again on the road and it waz soon 2-0 to the home side when Lallana torned on the edge of the box and hit a shot into the corner of the net, givin' Darlow ne chance in the Toon goal!---and a cricket score in their favour looked on the cards az many Toon fans heeded for the concourse for a few 'liquid lubrications' in resigned defeat!

But 'The Wally with the Brolly' and hiz 'white flag of surrender' iz NOT in charge now (thank god!)
'Rafa the Gaffa' haz a different mentality and he telt hiz players at half time that they had 'nowt to lose now' and to 'gan for the jugular'!

THE TOON ON THE ATTACK @ THE KOP END

This they did az we attacked the 'Kop End' and within fower minutes of the restart we pulled a goal back when a Vernon Anita cross from the right foond Papiss Cisse's heed and he nodded the baall past Mignolet in the Liverbird's goal!---'game on!?'
CISSE HEEDS HOME (top of picture)

Well ---YES! az we attacked the Kop and had a couple of chances before the 'miracle happened' when Jack Colback fired home from the edge of the box from a Toonsend cross in the 66th minute 'to get wor kicks' <(get it?)
COLBACK (far left in white) SCORES WOR EQUALISER!

This nearly lifted the roof off 'The Anfield Road End' where we were housed az Rafa's name rang oot from the travellin' faithful!---We could even have won it at the end but it wasn't to be and we had to settle for a solitary point to bring us on level torms with the SMBs and just one point behind Norwich City! (although they both have games in hand on us!)

'The Arse' can de us a massive favour today by winnin' at 'The SOS' against 'The SMB's and then beatin' The Canary Custards' of Norwich next week!

Shud this happen then the 'miracle escape' iz 'on the cards' ---We live in hope with just 3 games left! ---Palace at home next Saturday, Villa away a week later and the Sporz at home on the final day of the season!

"COME ON ARSENAL!"

Toon team: Darlow, Anita, Lascelles, Dummett, Mbemba, Tiote (Shelvey 83), Colback, Toonsend, Sissoko, Perez (Wijnaldum 46), Cisse (Mitrovic 75)

Attendance: 43,837 (3,000 very happy Toon fans who now beleeeve in 'miracles'!)
HAPPY TOON FANS!

*The pre and post match 'gargels' took place here!
LIME STREET, LIVERPOOL

 
 
NOT FAR FROM ANFIELD



"IZ THERE LIFE ON MA'S?"
(MA EGERTON'S BOOZER, THAT IZ!, NEAR LIME STREET STATION)
 
INSIDE MA'S BAR!
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!---WHEY AYE MAAN!"

Friday 22 April 2016

THE LIVERBIRDS v THE TOON *** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

Posted '12:50pm bells' Friday 22nd April 2016

"WE BELEEEVE IN MIRACLES!"
("after we've had 10 pints!") 

We gan to Anfield tomorrow in sorch of wor forst win there this century and hopin' to avoid a TENTH defeat in a row to 'The Liverbirds'!

In those circumstances we will be very happy indeed with a solitary point---still not enough to drag us oot of the relegation zone, but with 2 relatively eazy? games comin' up against Palace at home and aalready relegated Villa away, a point in 'Mickeymouseland' would put us level with the SMBs and just one behind Norwich---shud they both (hopefully!) lose at the weekend!--and who naaz?---a miracle could actually happen and we could WIN??? very (very!) unlikely--- but we live in hope!

After this there iz the little matter of wor final home game of the season against title chasin' Sporz and we can anly hope that this haz been decided by then and that this game won't matter to them!


We are on the '7:30 bells' train doon in the mornin' and plenty of the 'broon stuff' will be needed before the match to calm wor norves and HOPE for that miracle! ("hic!")

A full 'Geordie Times' match report will appear here sometime on Sunday

Wednesday 20 April 2016

THE TOON 1 THE BLUE MOONIES 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Posted '10:10am bells' Wednesday 20th April 2016
 VIEW FROM MILBURN STAND BALCONY---PHOTO BY 'JAMIE' AGED 6!

"A FIGHT TIL THE DEATH!"

The Toon put up a fightin' display against the Champions Leegue semi finalists last neet and came away with a point--when, before the match, nearly everybody thought that we would probably lose!

The Blue Moonies took the lead in the 15th minute when a clearly offside Aguero heeded past Darlow @ The Gallowgate End!
The linesman's didn't see it and the goal waz given az the 1,500 City fans who had bothered to come, celebrated in level 7 of The Leazes End!

However, this team iz different under Rafa The Gaffa and wor heeds didn't gan doon az we fought for an equaliser!

This happened just after the half hour mark when Moussa Sissoko foond Vernon Anita close to the box and the Dutchman fired in a low shot which hit the left hand post and rebounded into the net to send the Toon faithful into raptures!---Jamie, mee 6 year old 'lucky mascot' grandson who a'd 'kidnapped' for the occasion, hadn't seen us lose a Leegue game this season, waz beside me and he loved every minute! (This waz Jamie's 4th Leegue game of the season, which includes the 6-2 victory ower Norwich!) 

THE TOON ATTACK THE GALLOWGATE GOAL (2nd half)

We reeely played well and matched City toe for toe and we nearly pinched it at the death when sub Wijnaldum fired in a shot which waz saved by Hart in the visitors goal!

We are just a point behind the SMBs now (although we've played 1 game more) and 2 behind 4th bottom Norwich, with 4 games to gan!
Where there's life there's hope!

Toon team: Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Mbemba, Lascelles, Colback, Tiote, Sissoko, Cisse (Mitrovic 55), Perez (Aarons 92), Toonsend (Wijnaldum 81)
JUST 1,500 AWAY FANS (to the right of the flag)

Attendance: 46, 424 (1,500 Blue Moonies) (Lowest Leegue crowd of the season and the lowest number of City fans in the Premyaa Leegue era (last season they had 3,000 plus!)* 

Monday 18 April 2016

THE TOON v THE BLUE MOONIES *** TOMORROW NEET

Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 18th April 2016

"HOPE AND A PRAYER!"

We gan into tomorrow neets game against Man City knowin' that a  win will get us oot of the relegation zone!---Definitleee NOT eazy against a team who have won on their last SEVEN visits here and who hammered Chelski 3-0 away on Saturday!

We live in hope though and pray that aall isn't lost, when just a week ago we thought it waz!

Desperate times mean desperate measures!--so I am 'kidnappin' my 6 year old grandson Jamie and takin' him to the match, az he hasn't seen us lose this season in the Leegue in the 3 games he's been to! (one of which waz the 6-2 victory ower Norwich!--------"Ssshh!!!": Pleeeze DON'T tell anybody that I am kidnappin' him!)

Sunday 17 April 2016

THE LUNATICS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE ASYLUM!

Posted '10:30pm bells' Sunday 17th April 2016
"SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE BOWELS OF ST. JAMES' PARK!"

"Welcome to the futbaall club who's managing director naaz absolutleee nothin' aboot futbaall WHATSOEVER!"

The unbelievable news that wor beloved MD, affectionately known to Toon fans az 'Penfold' didn't know that 'Spiderman' Gutierrez waz an established Argentinian international with 22 caps and who played in the 2010 World Cup, haz left us dumbstruck!
He didn't even know how many international's were on wor books when questioned by a tribunal into Gutierrez's dismissal!
"I KNOW NOTHING!"

If the gadgie at the top of wor futbaall tree doesn't naa anything aboot futbaall then iz it any suprize that NUFC find themsels in this current perilous predicament!

Az the old sayin' gans---"The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum!"

THE TOON 3 (THREE!) THE SWAN LAKERS 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Posted '10:37am bells' Sunday 17th April 2016

Toonsend scores wor 3rd goal to put the icing on top of Rafa's birthday cake!
(Geordie Times excluuusive!)

"HAPPY BORTHDAY DEAR RAFA!---
HAPPY BORTHDAY TO YOO!"

The day started off in 'The Bodega' where 'The Canary Custards' were takin' on the SMBs live on the box @ '12:45 bells'!
This would be the game that would ultimately decided wor fate if the home side had won---they would then be 9 points aheed of us and with a much superior goal difference, this would aalmost certainly relegate us before a baall waz kicked in wor game @ '3 bells'!
Aa NEVAA watch the SMBs on the telly and normally watch the reaction of othaa fans az the game progresses, az aa stare into mee pint glass or anywhere where there iz ne telly!
A penalty to the mackems put them 1-0 up to groans from the Toon fans assemeled!---But reeely this waz a 'blessin' in disguise' az a mackem win would give us at least a little bit of hope!
Aa moved on to 'The Pitt Bar' where the score waz now 2-0 and then 3-0 to more groans from those assembled there!

This aalso dented Norwich's goal difference and it waz soon time to heed for the tornstiles with 'belief' rather than 'dread'!

However!--I shouldn't have worried az The Toon put up a spirited performance with 5 changes made by 'Rafa the Gaffa' from the team that succumbed to Sooothampton last week!
The Toon attack The Leazes End (1st half)

The vital breakthrough came @ 'The Leazes End' when a Toonsend corner 5 minutes before the break foond the heed of Lascelles and he nodded the baall into the back of the net to load roars of relief from the Toon faithful.  (HT 1-0 to 'us'!)

Swanzee then had 3 great chances to level things in the 2nd period but we lived to tell anothaa tale az the score remained 1-0!

Mitrovic then came on in the 80th minute to send a buzz around the groond and he waz soon in the thick of the action!

We took this picture just az Sissoko waz aboot to score wor 2nd goal!

The killer goal came in the 82nd minute when anothaa Toonsend corner foond Sissoko's feet and from just a few yards oot he hoofed the baall into the goal az the crowd went ballistic!

It waz Rafa's 56th birthday and the crowd sang "Happy Borthday to yoo!" az he acknowledged the fans with a wave!

The icing on Rafa's cake came in the dying embers of the game when Toonsend drilled in a fine shot after good work from Mitrovic, which sent the crowd wild with relief--more than anything!

The result meenz we now are just THREE points from Norwich and more impotantleee!---with us scorin' 3 and them concedin' 3 the goal difference iz now doon to just 1 goal in their favour!

The fight for survival iz ON!---The odds of stayin' up are still against us az 'The Blue Moonies' and 'The Livebirds' are next!----not eazy games of course---but who naaz wot can happen????

WE LIVE IN HOPE!!!

Toon team: Darlow, Anita, Mbemba, Lascelles, Dummett, Tiote (Shelvey 66), Colback, Toonsend, Sissoko, Wijnaldum (Perez 73, Cisse (Mitrovic 80)
A Toon flag next to the Swazee fans

Attendance: 48, 949 ( 500/600 or so Swanzee fans)      

Friday 15 April 2016

THE TOON v SWANZEE **** SATURDAY AFTERNOOON!

Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 15th April 2016

Tomorrow we welcome Cedric the swan and hiz mates to SJP for yet anothaa game that we MUST win and hope that Norwich divvint!---although they are playin' the SMBs and of course we divvint want them to win eethaa!  (a 'draw' pleeeze!)

Theeeze are desperate times of course and the very fact that wor visitors have won their last 3 visits here, doesn't make good readin'!

The team news iz that Chancel Mbemba iz set to partner Jamaal Lascelles in central defence with Steve Taylor 'getting the bullet' aftaa hiz aaful display at Sooothampton last week!

Daryl Janmaat will be missin' after hiz 'argument' with a door/waall <(take your pick!) resulted in him breakin TWO fingers when he punched the 'said' solid object(s) with hiz fist when he waz substituted last week! < (the 'comedy club' just gans from strength to strength!)
And just who will be up front to score wor goals???---well your guess iz az good az mine and Rafa's!

We've simply GOT to win this game of course az defeat or a draw will surely condemn us to 'the abyss'!
Six games left to save wor bacon and a minimum of at least 4 wins against 'the above', 'The Blue Moonies' next Tuesday, 'The Liverbirds' a week on Saturday and then 'Pardew's Palace', 'The Hazbeen and Villians' and finally title chasers 'Sporz' on the last day of the season @ SJP---but will we still have a chance of survival by then???

There's one consulation though!---At least aa divvint have to drag meesel oot of mee 'scratcher' @ '3 bells' in the morning, like aa did for last weeks disastrous trip to Sooothampton----a ten minute bus ride this time!
 
A special mention to 'Barry' who worked in The Newcastle Arms on every match day for many (many!) years, pullin' pints for the thirsty regulars!
He anly missed TWO games in TWELVE YEARS of loyal service to T.T.T. ('The Toon Tipplers'!)   
Barry haz moved on to 'pastures new' <(ie: anothaa City centre boozer!) and he will be a big miss to 'The Arms'!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime in the future!---watch this space!

Tuesday 12 April 2016

MORE 'SELF INFLICTED WOUNDS' (LITERALLY!)

Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 12th April 2016
HIGH BRIDGE, NEWCASTLE *** NUFCs NEW HQ ---PERHAPS????

"WELCOME TO THE COMEDY CLUB!"

News that Daryl Janmaat who waz substituted in the 40th minute at Sooothampton with a groin injury and left St Mary's with hiz arm in a sling??? makes bafflin' readin' at forst!---until yoo find oot that hiz arm waz in a sling coz he punched a door in the dressin' room in frustration---breakin' TWO FINGERS in the process!

Whether he will feature in wor home game against Swanzee on Saturday because of this iz unknown????

More 'self inflicted wounds' when we reeely don't need them------ "UNF*****' REEEL!"

Meeenwhile--wor U21s lost 4-1 at home to Brighton last neet @ SJP, the U21s lost 3-1 @ Arsenal last Friday AND the U18s lost 7-1 @ Man U on Saturday!--- to keep the 'losin' streaks' from aall wor sides on course!

To date this year the forst team, U21 resorves and junior U18 sides have played a total of 36 games--winnin' just FOWER (4) of them!
1st team: played 14, won 2   U21s: played 11, won 1  
U18s: played 11, won 1   

Sunday 10 April 2016

SOOOTHAMPTON 3 THE TOON 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Updated '8:55pm bells' Sunday 10th April 2016



THE TOON (in dark blue strip) ATTACK THE NEAR GOAL

"DISASTER DAY(S) DIARY!"

Like a condemned man waitin' for hiz last meal, aa dragged mee lifeless body oot mee 'scratch-pit' @ '3 am bells' for a 'wash n brush up' before jumpin' in a taxi for 'The Central' to catch the '4:45am bells' train to 'the smoke'
It waz then onward by tube to Waaterloo Station where we caught the '9:50am bells train to deepest Hampshire---where we arrived @ '11:00 bells' and heeded straight for a Wetherspoon's boozer called 'The Giddy Bridge' for the forst 'liquid lubrications of the day' (er!---apart from the 4 cans on the train doon!) and a nose-bag'! <(mee 'last meal' before the game!)
A TOON FAN CAALLED 'INTERNATIONAL RUSSCUE'
GIVES A RENDITION OF ROY ORBISON'S SONG "IT'S OVER!"
BEFORE THE MATCH     (IT SOON WAZ!!!!)

A couple of more 'liquid lubrication location' stops later and it waz time to gan for 'wor punishment' and heeded for St Mary's Stadium.

Within fower minutes of the kick off we were 1-0 doon thanx to some aaful defendin' on wor part and we were doon on wor knees from this point onwards!

That it took the home side anothaa 34 minutes to increase their lead waz an inevitable conclusion az we were absolutleee shokin' once again 'on the road' (anothaa defensive error!)

The gallows humour waz in full flow by this time with the usual self inflicted chants of doom and gloom!

Wanyama made it 3-0 to Sooothampton in the 55th minute az wor heeds were nearly 'on the deck' az Rafa tried in vain to 'rally the troops'---some chance from this shambolic lot!

A spectacular consolation goal from Adros Toonsend had the Toon fans dancin' in their seats singin' "We've scored a goal!---we've scored a goal!"---much to the amusement of the home support!

It waz of course 'aall ower' by this point and the anly consulation waz that Norwich were losin' @ Palace to 'quite not condemn us' ---yet!

After the game it waz back to Waaterloo on a train so packed we had to 'shoehorn' wor way on and stand the entire one and a half hour jorney back to 'the smoke', squashed in like sardines!---more 'punishment' for the lang sufferin' Toon travellers'!

A few more 'gargels' later and it waz time to catch the last train back---to--- DONCASTER!----From there we had to change trains and eventually arrived back at 'The Central' @ '1:00 am bells ---Sunday mornin'!
Mee pre booked taxi then DIDN'T torn up (addin to my 'punishment'!) and aa eventually arrived home in anothaa taxi @ 1:40am bells', completleee 'cattle-trucked' from the day(s) 'events'!

Welcome to the life of an NUFC supporter!

Toon team: Darlow, Janmaat (De Jong 40), Anita, Mbemba, Taylor (Lascelles 46), Toonsend, Shelvey, Wijnaldum, Sissoko, Perez (Cisse 70), Mitrovic

Attendance: 31,542 (1,762 Toon fans!) *



More of the pre and post match 'gargels' took place here!
SOOOTHAMPTON

 
   
SOOOTHAMPTON
 

LONDON (POST MATCH)

LONDON
 


Friday 8 April 2016

SOOOTHAMPTON v THE TOON *** SATURDAY AFTERNOOON!

Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 8th April 2016
"KEEP THE FAITH!"



In the week when NUFC announced record profits of £33 million, we heed for the south coast knowin' that defeat for us tomorrow and a win for Norwich at Palace, will virtually (but not mathematically) condemn us to trips to New York and Burton next season! (ER! that's New York Stadium in ROTHERHAM! by the way and NOT in 'The Big Apple', USA! <(more like The 'Apple Gook', Yorkshire, for us!)
We are heedin' off in the orly hours of tomorrow mornin' ('4:45 bells' train to KX!) and then onward to Sooothampton from London---arrivin' @ approx. '11 bells'---where we will ne doubt heed for the nearest 'liquid lubrication location' for the forst pre match 'gargels'!

A full match and 'hootch' report will appear here az per usual sometime on Sunday!

Can we save wor season????----Can we de a 'Lestaa'????---who naaz with this lot????--- "KEEP THE FAITH!"  

Monday 4 April 2016

DELIA'S CANARY CUSTARD CREAMS 3 THE TOON 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Updated '10:15am bells' Munday 4th April 2016


1st HALF *** THE TOON ATTACK THE FAR GOAL

"SELF INFLICTED WOUNDS FROM WOR OWN 'FANS?'!"

The lang jorney to Norfolk started off @ '5:59 am bells' precisely @ 'The Central' and we arrived in Norwich some 4 and a half hours later (via Peterborough!)
'The Murderers Arms' waz wor forst (and anly!) port o call in the city centre for the pre match 'gargels' and 'nosebags' before heedin' for Carrow Road some 4 hours later---a 15 minute walk away!

THE MURDERERS---"SPOT THE PLONKY!"

We were simply awful in the forst half and just az injury time approached the baall went into the away end in front of us az Norwich were award a free kick deep into wor half!

The fools in front of us were so thick and they wouldn't give them the baall back!--Considerin' that a 0-0 draw waz much better for the home side than us, this waz shear stupidity beyond belief from wor own lot! < (And aa thought that 'April Fools Day' waz the day before?)

When eventually they did get it back after aboot 90 seconds, wor defence fell asleep and allowed Klose a free heeder which he sent past Darlow in The Toon goal!---'self inflicted wounds' would be the understatement of the year!--HT 1-0 to The Canary Custards!



To cut a lang story short Mitrovic waz finally introduced in the 62nd minute and just 9 minutes later he scored after a Toonsend cross foond hiz heed and he beat the home keeper ne ends to level the contest!

Az The Toon fans were still celebratin' the goal, anothaa 'self inflicted wound' happened when wor defence failed to clear their lines and Mbokani welled the baall underneath Darlow's body to regain the lead!

Again The Toon came back when a hand baall in the penalty box resulted in a rare penalty kick for us and Mitrovic cooly despatched the shot into the bottom right hand corner of the net with just 4 minutes left on the clock ---and we thought at least a point iz better than nowt az we celebrated wildly again!
2nd HALF ACTION

And then the final 'self inflicted wound'---when again we failed to clear wor lines and Olssen put 'the dagger through wor hearts' deep into stoppage time with the killer goal in the 93 minute! (but waz it 'hand baall'?) ---wor NINTH defeat in a row 'on the road'! (inc FA Cup!)

The result meenz that we are now SIX points from safety with an inferior goal difference with just SEVEN games left!
Trip to Burton and Rotherham next season look an absolute certainty now!-----UNLESS! we can 'de a Lestaa'---very unlikeleee I'm afraid!

Toon team: Darlow, Janmaat, Mbemba, Taylor, Anita (Mitrovic 62), Tiote (Perez 46), Shelvey, Toonsend, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Cisse

Attendance: 27,137 (2,660 Resigned Toon fans!)

*The pre and post match 'gargels' took place here!
  
      
POST MATCH---NORWICH


POST MATCH----SOMEWHERE NEAR PETERBOROUGH STATION!
(THE ROAD SIGN SHOULD READ--'NO ENTRY EXCEPT 'PLONKIES'!)
 


Friday 1 April 2016

THE CANARY CUSTARDS v THE TOON *** TOMORROW AFTERNOOOON!

Posted '3:35pm bells' April Fools Day 2016


Crunch day haz nearly arrived in wor bid to avoid the dreaded drop into 'the abyss' of The Championship!

There are TWO best and worst case scenarios to consider!

ONE: We win at Norwich and the SMBs lose at home to WBA---we will then be level on points with tomorrows opponents, but with a worse goal difference and two aheed of wor wearyside rivals!

TWO: We lose and the SMBs win-----Norwich will then be SIX points aheed of us, which in effect will be SEVEN if yoo include their superiors goal difference---The SMBs will be FOWER points clear in 3rd bottom place, again with a superior goal difference-----and with just SEVEN games left after this, 'the abyss' looks an odds on certainty!

The bookies make us and the mackems favourites to join doomed Villa in The Championship, with Norwich escapin' by the skin of their teeth----lets hope that this ISN'T the case on Saturday and with the 'Rafa' magic effect' (we hope!?) we can somehow climb oot of the relegation zone to safety!

We shall soon find oot!---We are on the '6 bells' train to Peterborough in the mornin' and then onward to Norfolk from there!---aall 2,660 away tickets have been sold oot!

"Howay the Lads!"     

APRIL FOOL! *** THE JUDGE IS A GEORDIE!

Posted '11:35am bells' April Fools Day 2016

BRAMALL LANE CRICKET PAVILION *** AZ IT LOOKED IN THE 1970's

It's that time of the year again folks!---and we make NE APOLOGEEEZ for diggin' up this 'gem' from April Fools Day in 1972 when a riot in Sheffield resulted in many court appearences for 'The Leazes End Boot Boys'!

Daft Tommy who iz the main character in the story below and who will be in hiz 70's now, ne langer gans to the games, but he watches 'The Toon' from the comfort of 'The Clock' in Clayton Street and can be foond there most days, 'on the hoy'!

"April Fool the Judge is a Geordie!"***A 'classic' from 44 years ago today!

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