|"SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE BOWELS OF ST. JAMES' PARK!"
"Welcome to the futbaall club who's managing director naaz absolutleee nothin' aboot futbaall WHATSOEVER!"
The unbelievable news that wor beloved MD, affectionately known to Toon fans az 'Penfold' didn't know that 'Spiderman' Gutierrez waz an established Argentinian international with 22 caps and who played in the 2010 World Cup, haz left us dumbstruck!
He didn't even know how many international's were on wor books when questioned by a tribunal into Gutierrez's dismissal!
|"I KNOW NOTHING!"
If the gadgie at the top of wor futbaall tree doesn't naa anything aboot futbaall then iz it any suprize that NUFC find themsels in this current perilous predicament!
Az the old sayin' gans---"The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum!"