It's amazin'---isn't it!?----Less than 2 years ago the SMBs were celebratin' wor relegation and their survival in the top flight!
'Fat Sam the Ugly Man' did a jig of delight aroond the SOS pitch az their win against West Ham kept them up---and relegated us!
And less than 2 seasons later----and after wor promotion back to The Premyaa Leegue az champions at the forst attempt--- and their double relegation!---(needin' 2 attempts!)---- they find themsels in Leegue One, two leegues below us!---where they will play the likes of Accrington Stanley, Fleetwood Town, Wycombe Wanderers and 'good old' Gillingham (who can forget them and Tony Cascarino who put them in the 3rd 'tear' in 1987!)
|A PLANE FLIES OWER SJP 2 SEASONS AGO|
|'FAT SAM THE UGLY MAN' CELEBRATES THE TOON'S DEMISE!|
|"YI NEED TO 'DOWNGRADE' THAT SCARF!"|
"BET YOUR NOT SMILIN' NOW YOO OLD BOILER!"