Monday 30 April 2018

3rd 'TEAR' FUTBAALL

Posted '2:07 pm bells' Munday 30th April 2018

It's amazin'---isn't it!?----Less than 2 years ago the SMBs were celebratin' wor relegation and their survival in the top flight!
'Fat Sam the Ugly Man' did a jig of delight aroond the SOS pitch az their win against West Ham kept them up---and relegated us!

And less than 2 seasons later----and after wor promotion back to The Premyaa Leegue az champions at the forst attempt--- and their double relegation!---(needin' 2 attempts!)---- they find themsels in Leegue One, two leegues below us!---where they will play the likes of Accrington Stanley, Fleetwood Town, Wycombe Wanderers and 'good old' Gillingham (who can forget them and Tony Cascarino who put them in the 3rd 'tear' in 1987!)
A PLANE FLIES OWER SJP 2 SEASONS AGO



A BANNER ON THE TYNE BRIDGE



'FAT SAM THE UGLY MAN' CELEBRATES THE TOON'S DEMISE!

"YI NEED TO 'DOWNGRADE' THAT SCARF!"
"BET YOUR NOT SMILIN' NOW YOO OLD BOILER!"






AND NOW!--- JUST TWO YEARS LATER!
FORMER PLAYER DARREN BENT SCORES FOR BURTON
TO SEAL THEIR 3rd 'TEAR' FATE!









News that Geordie hero Sir Chris The Coleman haz been sacked reaches us less than a week after bein' knighted by the Queen for services to futbaall!

Owner Ellis Shortarse (who haz done a MAGnificent job az well!) haz sold the mackems to some consortium  from National Leegue side Eastleigh FC? who finished in 14th position! (It's the same leegue that Gatesheed are in--and they lost 2-0 to them a couple of weeks ago!----Soonds aboot their real 'level'!)





Sunday 29 April 2018

THE TOON 0 THE BAGGIE TROOOSERS 1 **** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2017-2018

Posted '10:30am bells' Sunday 29th April 2018
THE TOON ATTACK THE LEAZES GOAL (1st half)

"A ONE TO FORGET!"

On a freeezin caad afternoon (in April?) The Toon FROZE in front of the 52,000 plus sell oot crowd!

West Brom, who look doomed to life in the 2nd tier of Inglish futbaall, had nowt to lose and it woz obvious from 'the off' that we were in for a lang afternoon!

And so it proved az WBA took the lead when an unmarked Matt Phillips fired into the roof of the net at The Gallowgate End on the half hour mark, to send their 1,000 or so diehards high up in The Leazes End opposite, in raptures!

Reeelly, the ref shud have blew for full time, then, az it woz obvious that we wouldnt score if we played til Xmas!
This woz despite the fact that we hit the woodwork twice in the 1st period az well! (ie:'Lady luck' woz definatleee against us this time!)


ACTION AT THE GALLOWGATE END (2nd half)

The 2nd half wasnt much better and this woz 'A day to forget' for certain az we couldn't get oot of 1st gear!
This woz wor forst home defeat this year!

Swanzee'z home defeat v Chelski in the late kick off meant that we would definately be safe, az Swanzee still have Sooothampton to play, which meenz one of them wont be able to match wor 41 points total!

Lets hope that now the pressure iz off, that we can put in a much better performance at Wotfaad next Saturday!?

Toon team: Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Dummett (Murphy 58), Ritchie, Diame, Shelvey, Kenedy, Perez (Joselu 78), Gayle (Slimani)

Attendance: 52,283 (1,000 or so Baggie Troosers diehards!)

Footnote: We say 'The Baggie Troosers' az WBAs nickname iz 'The Baggies' az they used to wear 'baggie trousers' in the 19th century!

PS: Congratulations to Wycombe Wanderers who won promotion to Leegue 1 yesterday!
Guess who they will be playin' next season!?
"HA! HA!"😅😂

Friday 27 April 2018

THE TOON V THE BAGGIE TROOOSERS **** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

Posted '1:00pm bells' Friday 27th April 2018
The Miburn Stand
lookin up from groond
level on Barrack Road

We face WBA at SJP tomorrow afternooon and anly a win will save them from relegation.
If they manage that, it will only delay the inevertable and they will still gan doon az games are runnin oot!

We know how their fans feel---after aall we've been through 2 relegations worsels lately and anly their most loyal fans will be in level 7 of The Leazes End!

NUFC on the othaa hand anly need a draw to be mathimatically safe and shud Sooothampton not win at Bournemoooth then we will be safe anyway!

A win for The Toon of course iz wot we want against a revitalised West Brom, who under their new caretaker manager Darren Moore, won their last away game at Man U! (Minus Pardew and Carver of course!)
So we can't be complacent in wor bid to finish in the top half of 'The Premyaa'!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here on Sunday!

Wednesday 25 April 2018

STAND AND DELIVER!*** 100,000 TARGET REACHED!

Posted '3:15pm bells' Thorsday 12th April 2018 onwards
Updated '4 30pm bells' Friday 20th April 2018
Updated yet again '3:00pm bells' Tuesday 24th April 2018
Updated once more 10:10pm bells' Wednesday 25th April 2018


News that West Brom have failed in their bid to have safe standin' iz shear hipocrisy!

How come Celtic can have safe standin' in a 60,000 capacity stadium and not the rest of us?

Celtic Park's safe standin' area!
"Can WE have some pleeeze!?"
Anyone who gans to an away game naaz that yoo MUST stand to see the game az hardly anybody sits doon!

Give people a choice at least!
If yoo want to sit, yoo buy a seat ticket and if yoo want to stand, yoo buy a standin' ticket!
SIMPLE!

Leeds Rugby groond's new stand haz just been opened by the sports minister Tracey Crouch, with a STANDIN' AREA!----which she praised!
Yet she rejected West Brom's application!!!!-'-HIPOCRISY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

If its deemed not to be safe to stand then how come they can in Scotland and in rugby in Ing-er-land????

There's a petition dein the roonds to force a debate in Parliament which needs 100,000 signatures to get it debated
'The Geordie Times' haz signed it, az we personally prefor to stand anyway!

At the time of (forst) writin' this, nearly 25,000 signatures aalready!

Updated on Friday 14th April 2018
46,000 plus have now signed petition!

Updated on Wednesday 18th April 2018
More than 63,000 signatures have now been registered!

Updated on Friday 20th April 2018
80,000 have now signed!

Updated on Tuesday 24th April 2018
91,000 plus signatures so far---less than 9,000 to gan!

Updated on Wednesday 25th April 2018
104,000 plus have now signed, so the 'target' iz reached and will be debated in Parliament! 
" WELL DONE LADS AND LASSES!"

"SIGN IT NOW"!!!
Gan to:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/207040

We will keep yoo updated!

Tuesday 24 April 2018

THE TOFFEE NOSES 1 THE TOON 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2017-2018

Posted '1:52pm bells' Tuesday 24th April 2018
THE TOON ATTACK THE PARK END (2nd half)

"BACK DOON TO ORTH WITH A BUMP!"

Most of this game woz aboot the Toon fans slaggin off the mackems on their 2nd successive relegation at the weekend and goadin' Evaatin's smb goalie jordan pickford who used to play for them and iz a mackem born and bred!

Chants of: "Your just a sad mackem bustard!", "Stayin up---gannin doon!" and "You laughed at us when we went down!--but who the f*** iz laughin' now!", reverbirated aroond Goodison Park, but unfortunataly we went back to the dark days in late 2017 and put in an inept performance on the pitch!
ACTION AT THE GLADYS STREET END (1st half)

If yoo saw the match on SKY and were a 'neutral', yoo would have went for the remote control and switched the telly off, az this game woz terrible with passes gannin astray and balls lost aplenty!

The anly goal of the game came in the 53rd minute when Evaatin took the lead through Theo Walcott who hammered an unstoppable right foot drive into the roof of wor net, givin Toon goalie Debravka ne chance!

Thiz woz one of anly 2 shots from the home side with 'us' missin a great chance to equalise late on through Dwight Gayle who blazed hiz effort ower the bar!

A torned doon penalty appeal and a scramble on the home sides goal line in the very last minute failed to get us an equaliser and the game woz lost!

On the final whistle, pickford gave hand gestures to the Toon fans for the 'stick' he endured for the full 90 minutes, but it woz 'a hollow victory' for him, az hiz beloved team wont be comin to Evaatin next season---it will be Exeter or Wycombe instead!
And trips to Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool just a year ago, will be replaced by trips to Accrington Stanley, Fleetwood Town and 'good old' Gillingham (who can forget them, when Tony Cascarino put them in the 3rd Division in 1987!)

Happy days!---even in defeat!😊

PS: We are still not mathmatically safe, but Soothampton in 18th place MUST win their last 4 games and NUFC MUST lose wor last 4, for them to catch us! (highly improbable!)
Both West Brom and Stoke can't catch us!

Toon team: Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Dummett, Ritchie (Murphy 79), Diame, Shelvey (Merino 83), Kenedy, Perez, Slimani (Gayle 63)

Attendance: 39,061 (3,000 Toon fans)

The pre match 'gargels' took place here!

Monday 23 April 2018

THE TOFFEE NOSES V THE TOON *** TOONEET IN A TOP FLIGHT GAME!😊

Posted 'high noon bells' St George's Day 2018

We heed for the delights of Morseyside once again to take of Fat Sam's Evaatin at Goodison Park (ko 8 bells)
They have spent £100,000,000 more than us, yet they sit just one place and one point above us in 9th place! (AND we have a game in hand az well!--away to Sporz at Wembley!)

We are settin off in mee 9 seater canny tranny at '2 30 bells' and shud arrive aboot 3 and a half hours later at The Barlow Arms boozers not far from the groond!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime tomorrow!

Sunday 22 April 2018

CHRIS COLEMAN IZ KNIGHED IN QUEENS BIRTHDAY HONOURS LIST!

Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 22nd April 2018

Sensational news reaches The Geordie Times regarding the Queens birthday honours list!

For hiz services to futbaall Chris Coleman receives the ultimate honour!

"ARISE SIR CHRISTOPHER!
I KNOW I SPEAK ON BEHALF OF
ALL NEWCASTLE FANS WHEN I SAY THAT
YOU HAVE DONE A MAGNIFICENT JOB
AT  sUNDERLAND!"





" YOU LAUGHED AT US WHEN WE WENT DOWN---BUT WHO THE F*** IZ LAUGHIN' NOW!?"

Posted from '11:00am bells' onwards Sunday 22nd April 2018

'The Geordie Times' haz been inundated with photos from NUFC fans on WhatsApp since '5:00pm bells' yesterday when the joyous news that the mackems were finally relegated to Leegue One, reached us! (where they belong!)
There are quite a few photos and here's the forst one---ne doubt there will be many many more☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😅 watch this space!

The magical mystery tour iz waiting to take you away to Accrington Stanley, Fleetwood Town, Walsall, Wycombe Wanderers, Exeter City, Doncaster Rovers, Rochdale, etc etc!😂




"I used plan 'A' and wear going down!
To Accrington and Fleetwood Town!"

Letters page in
'The Ronny-Gill'
(Newcasil Chronicle)
April 25th😂







Saturday 21 April 2018

BAD BLUE BOYS V TEEEM NORTHUMBRIAAA *** THIS AFTERNOOON!

Posted '1:40pm bells' Saturday 21st April 2018
Updated St George's Day

With yet anothaa blank Saturday to 'fill in' (coz we dont play til Munday!) a'v decided to heed for Federation Park in Dunston where The Bad Blue Boys are takin on the university side of Northumbriaaa at '3 bells' in a Northern Leegue encoontaa!

Aa went to Gatesheed last Saturday, but with 2 Toon games on the Sunday (1st team) and Munday (2nd string at Wycombe) aa didnt have the time to de a match report on that game, which The Heed(bangers) won 2-0 v Eastleigh in The National Leegue

A'v got a bit more time this weekend so there WILL be a match report on the Dunston game sometime tomorrow!

Az per usual "Watch this space!"

Updated St George's Day 2018
The Bad Blue Boys 
on the attack at
'The Tea Hut End'!

The Bad Blue Boys drew 1-1 with Teeem Northubriaaa! The visitors took the lead in the 12th minute through Keiron Day!
The Bad Blue Boys orly in the 2nd half when Mark Fitzpatrick fired home!

However!--aa spent most of the match glued to mee phone for results elsewhere!
The joyous news that the mackems had been relegated for the 2nd season runnin' came through az aa entered the Dunston clubhouse after the game!

Needless to say aa got blind drunk az mee phone went 'ballistic' with the fantastic news from the SOS!😅😆😄

Friday 20 April 2018

"AALLMOST THERE!--WE'RE AALLMOST THERE!"

Posted '1:00pm bells' Friday 20th April 2018

Sooothampton's 0-0 bore draw away to Lestaa last neet meenz that they can anly equal WOR points total IF they win their last 4 games and WE lose wor last 5! (Very highly improbable!)

Az 'The P*ss Potters of Stoke' and 'The Baggie Trooserz of West Brom' CAN'T match wor points total, it looks virtually impossible to be relegated now!

Sooothampton's last 4 games are Bournemoooth home, Everton away, Swanzee away and Man City at home!😨

Thursday 19 April 2018

NUFC FAT SAM SURVEY*** RESULTS!

Posted '12:50pm bells' Thorsday 19th April 2018
Updated Saturday 21st April 2018
Iz this man the fattest and ugliest conman
ever to have managed NUFC?

Everton fans have been asked to rate manager Fat Sam's performance, in a survey, which asks them to rate him from a scale of 10 to 0 (Hero to Zero!)

Most give him a zero score, so hiz future looks bleak, BUT! he will get yet anothaa huge redundancy package like he did at The Toon and elsewhere!

'The Geordie Times' haz decided to de its own survey on Fat Sam on hiz time at The Toon on a same slidin scale of
 10 to 0!
Usin' your skill, judgement and half a sheeps brain, let us naa what score y'id give him ASAP!


Question 1
Iz Fat Sam the fattest manager we have ever had?
The answer: ÀYE!  by aboot 4 stone heavier than Rafa at 19 stone!😨 0-10

Question 2
Iz Fat Sam the ugliest manager we have ever had?
Answer: It woz a close caall az "The best manager in the world" John Carver pushed him close, but Sam's ugliness finally won the day!😨0-10
Question 3
Iz Fat Sam the biggest conman we have ever had?
Answer: DEFINATLEEE!😨0-10
Question 4
Iz Fat Sam the most negative and borin' manager we have ever had? "ZZZZzzzz!!!!"😴
Answer: Just, but Carver, Pardew and 'The Wally with the Brolly' ran him close!😨0-10
And finally
Question 5
How many brown paper bags did he discard at NUFC and aall the othaa clubs he haz failed at? (on a scale of 10 to 100!)
Answer: 73 empty brown bags in hiz wheelie bin woz the most popular answer!😨73-100!

VERDICT: Fat Sam MUST stay at Everton---until we play them on Munday neet at least!😨😨😨😨😨

Wednesday 18 April 2018

WOLVES WOE!

Posted '4:25pm bells' Wednesday 18th April 2018
Updated 'high noon bells' Thorsday

Amazing news reaches 'The Geordie Times' that the SMBs ticket office have cancelled some of the Wolves 2,589 away section tickets for their final home game of the season, just in case some Toon fans get their hands on them!
(The away section holds more than 4,000!)

Wolves, not suprizingly have asked for an extra allocation of tickets az they celebrate promotion to the top flight aftaa a 6 year absence!
The mackems REFUSED their request, az they were terrified of the fact that Toon fans would gloat at their demise, shud they gain admittance, like 2,000 did in 1987 when they were relegated to the 3rd Division by Gillingham! (So there will be at least 30,000 empty pink seats for the Wolves game!)

A Wolves loyalty points system iz in operation (just like The Toon) and anly the most loyal of their fans will get their hands on a prized ticket!
Diehard Wolves fans are hardly likely to sell them to Toon fans---are they?

The SMBs are a complete laughin' stock on and off the field!---What an absolute farce!😅

YI COULDN'T POSSIBLY MAKE IT UP!😄

Updated 'high noon bells' Thorsday

Just foond oot why some Wolves tickets have been cancelled!
Apparently one of their fans put hiz match tickets on Twitter and a Toon fan copied them, claimin that he had them!

The SMBs ticket office saw this and cancelled the tickets barcode so they can't get in!

PARANOIAAA TO THE EXTREEEEME!😂










Monday 16 April 2018

THE TOON 2 THE ARSE 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2017-2018

Posted '10:45am bells' Munday 16th April 2018
1st HALF ACTION AZ WE ATTACK THE LEAZES GOAL!

"I 'FINK' WE'LL GIVE 'THE ABYSS' A MISS!"

Anothaa 5 star show from the black n whites ensured that we will be in the top flight again next season with wor 4th win on the bounce!

With safety aalmost assured after wor excellent win at Lestaa last week, wor visitors were oot to spoil the party mood when they took the lead in the 14th minute when Lacazette fired home at The Gallowgate End!

However!  we are made of sterner stuff theeze days and we were soon back on level torms when a pin point pass from Jonjo Shelvey foond Gayle who passed to Yedlin who sent in a porfect cross to Ayoze Perez who in torn rifled the baall into The Arse net from a tight angle to send the crowd wild!

We went in 1-1 at half time and came oot with aall guns blazin' and when Slimani came on in the 63rd minute he added a new dimention to wor attack!  
Within 5 mins of him comin' on we were in front when he heeded a powerful baall to Perez who crossed for 'Matt' Ritchie to slam the baall into the goal for a 'gloss finish' (sic!) at The Gallowgate End to seal an excellent win and ensure we avoid 'the abyss' of Championship futbaall, az we are now too far aheed of the bottom 3!
ACTION AT THE GALLOWGATE END (2nd half)

Indeed, we are breathin' doon the neck of Fat Sam's Everton side in 9th place---and by coincidence we play them next Munday neet at Goodison Park in wor next game!
Shud we win, then we will gan above them and will be in reach of Lestaa in 8th place!
GRANDSON'S ZAC AND JAMIE WATCH ON FROM THE 'DIZZY HEIGHTS'
OF THE MILBURN STAND!

The good times are back thanx to Rafa's export management tactics!---AND!--- we have got the Arsenal 'monkey off wor backs' aftaa losin' the 10 previous meetings with them!

Toon team: Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Dummett, Ritchie (Murphy 86), Diame, Shelvey, Kenedy, Perez (Joselu 79), Gayle (Slimani 63)

Attendance: 52,210 (3,100 Arse holes!)
(Ne cash tornstiles😊!)

PS: 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' will be on wor travels yet again within the next 2 hours, when we heed for the delights of Wycombe Wanderers Adams Park groond, where wor U23s are (bizarrely!) takin' on Reading U23s in a leegue game!
(A groond we have nevaa been te before!)

A full match report and pix will appear here sometime tomorrow!
Az per usual---"Watch this space!"

Friday 13 April 2018

ANOTHAA DOUBLE HEEDER COMIN' UP!

Posted '2:47pm bells' Friday 13th April 2018

Followin' on from last weeks 2 games in 2 days at Stocksbridge last Friday for a U23s game (v Sheff U) and last Saturday at Lestaa for a Premyaa Leegue game, this weekend see's 2 more games for wor teams in 2 days!

On Sunday at '1:30 bells' wor forst team take on 'The Arse' @ SJP in a Premyaa Leegue encoontaa, while on Munday evenin' @ '7 bells' wor U23s travel to Adams Park the home of Wycombe Wanderers, where bizzarly we take on 'The Biscuitmen of Reading' in a U23s Leegue game!

Az 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' have nevaa been to Wycombe, we will be settin' off at 'high noon bells' on Munday dinnaatime for the 600 mile roond trip!

Hopefully wor forst team will be virtually safe from relegation by kick off time, followin' the results on Saturday (fingers and toes crossed!)

We have ne idea if Islam Salami will play hiz 2nd game for us, but the way we have been playin' lately, we could beat them withoot him, for the forst time in the last 13 meetings!
(We havent beaten 'The Arse' since 2010 (away) and since 2005 at home!
In total they have won 10 in a row against us and are unbeaten in the last 8 years!

So we are definateleeee! due a win against them and hopefully their trip to Rushaa on Thorsday for their Europa Cup tie, haz taken its toll!

On the plus side for us, we have won the last 3 home games in a row withoot concedin' a goal!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here on Munday, before we heed to Wycombe!
"IT'S AALL 'GO' AGAIN!"

Tuesday 10 April 2018

POINTS NEEDED TO AVOID RELEGATION SEASON BY SEASON

Posted '1:30pm bells Tuesday 10th April 2018

Below iz a list of teams who were relegated from the Premyaa Leegue in 18th place from 1995 when the leegue woz reduced from 22 teams to 20 teams!

'The Jellied Eels Mob from West Ham' have the highest total with 42 points in their 2002-2003 relegation season

The lowest points total for a 18th position finish iz Bornley who went doon with 30 points in 2009-2010

The average iz just under 37 points per game to be relegated in 18th place!

NUFC currently have 38 points which iz just above the average, with 43 points seemingly guaranteein' safety! (and we still have 6 games left to play!)

Below iz a list of points required for  teams, season by season to AVOID 'the abyss'


Monday 9 April 2018

332 bracken moor lane, stocksbridge ( v sheff u u23s)

Ground number 332
Date of First Visit: 6th April 2018
Bracken Moor Lane, Stocksbridge
Sheffield United U23s 2
Newcastle United U23s 1 (not sure who scored--the floodlights were blindin'!)
THE TOON ARE IN THE '2 BLUE' STRIP!

Premier League Cup 1/4 final
Attendance: 350 (est) (7 NUFC mad sad groundhoppers!)
That's! 'Biffa the Beer', 'Dave from York' and hiz sidekick 'Alex of St George', 'Glennn from Ashington', 'Mal the Inglish Skool Teechaa', Fink(me!) and someone whos name aa cant recall, who woz wearin' a half and half Toon/Sheff U scarf! (now that IZ sad!)


"FROM STOCKPORT TO STOCKSBRIDGE!"

Az luck would have it aa woz off work anyway on the Friday, so this game fitted in porfectly!
(Mee last new groond woz at STOCKport so I suppose it woz appropriate to visit STOCKsbridge next!)


The plan woz to get the train to 'Darlo' (Darlington) where 'Mal the Inglish Skool Teechaa' < (hiz spellin NOT mine!) woz pickin me up in hiz 'jam jar' ootside Hogans Bar next to the station (he lives there--'Darlo' NOT Hogan's!) for the jorney to Stocksbridge Park Steels FC near Sheffield, where Sheff U resorves play!
(PS: managed to grab a quick pint in ;Hogan's before he picked me up!---az yi de!)

I'd done a detailed hand drawn map/maze of how to get there from the M1 to the groond and it looked dead complicated and I woz sure we'd got lost at some point (see map)

However!---and by some miracle,we didnt get lost and arrived at wor destination and withoot havin' to ask anybody the way, at '4 30 bells', some 2 and a half before kick off time!

There woz a clubhoose at the corner of the pitch which woz OPEN!---So az yi de!---in we went! (of course!)
It offered a fantastic view of the pitch and hills beyond and we settled doon for a few 'liquid lubrications'  (az Mal woz drivin' it woz lemonade shandys for him!)
"A VIEW TO DIE FOR!"
(The PINT of beer, NOT the view of the pitch or the hills beyond!)



It woz soon time to heed inside the groond. We could have watched it from the clubhouse, but we decided to 'slum it' in the tiny main stand, which woz named 'The Jamie Vardy Stand'! after the Lestaa striker, coz he played here for 6 years before he became famous!  (And by amazing coincidence wor forst team were playin against him at Lestaa the next day!)

To be honest wor U23s were terrible and went behind after just 3 minutes when Sheffield's Smith shot past Nathan Harker in the Toon goal----and before lang we were wishin it woz full time!



"BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!"

We somehow managed to get an equaliser in the 2nd half when Victor Fernandez crossed the baall and it ended up in the net after their goalie fumbled the baall! (Fernandez or O.G?--we were blinded by the floodlights and couldnt make oot who scored at the far end!)
Mo Sangare then blazed an effort ower the bar and that woz wor last effort on target

Just when it looked az though extra time could be a possiblity the home side retwook the lead through Smith again, when he hit a shot into the top corner of the net with just a few mins left to win the game for them!

It woz then the drive back to 'Darlo' where I caught the train back to 'The Central' (station) and got back at 11 bells!
Next day I woz up at the crack of dawn to heed back to 'The Central' to catch the train to Lestaa for wor Premyaa Leegue game there!

"Its 'Aall go' when yoo follow The Toon!"







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