Friday 29 April 2022

THE TOON v THE LIVERBIRDS **** TOMORROW DINNAATIME!

 Posted from '2:35pm bells' onwards,  Friday 29th April 2022


'Broken Nose Bruce' woz in charge for the forst 8 games, then Graeme Jones for 3 games!   'Steady Eddie' took the reins from game 12 v Brentfaad---(a game he couldn't attend coz he had Covid!)
And since then we have went from 19th and 6 points adrift with 6 points---to 9th with 43 points and 14 points clear of 3rd bottom place, in the space of 4 months!----REMARKABLE!

We gan into tomorrow's game 2nd anly to 'The Liverbird's in points earned in 2022 and with 4 wins in a row az well!

At SJP we have won 6 in a row and havvint been beaten at home in the Premyaa Leegue since before Xmas, and anly ONCE in 12 games, since Eddie took ower in November! (v Man City 0-4)---again, REMARKABLE!

It won't be eazy of course, az wor opponents are in brilliant form az well, az they attempt to overhaul 'The Blue Moonies of Manchester' to win the Premyaa Leegue!

Quite simply, Liverpoool and Man City are probably the best 2 teams in the world at the moment, so if NUFC can get even a draw tomorrow, it will be a great result!

We are now safe from the drop and can take the shackles off, while they MUST win to gan back to the top---for the moment at least!

A full 'Geordie Times' match report will appear here on Sunday---so az per usual "Watch this space!"

Tuesday 26 April 2022

TOP O THE LEEGUE!

 Posted 'high noon πŸ”” bells' Tuesday 26th April 2022




We don't like to brag!---BUT!--- this iz the form guide for the last 4 Premyaa Leegue games!

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"WOW!"

And here iz somethin' that would be barely beleeevable just 3 months ago!



Sunday 24 April 2022

THE CANARY CUSTARD CRUMBLES 0 THE TOON 3 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2021-2022

 Posted from 'high noon πŸ”” bells' onwards on the train back from Nohrich, Sunday 24th April 2022

Wor 2 Brazilian goal scorers!


"IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHIN' BRAZIL!"

After winnin 3 games in a row and losin 3 games in a row, we have now won 4 games in a row in this roller coaster season!



We didn't start off well and stuttered for the forst 20 minutes!

The breakthrough came in the 35th minute when Brazilian Joelinton fired a curlin shot into the net at the far end from us! Joe doubled hiz tally 7mins later with a great redirected effort, from a Murphy wayward shot, which beat former Toon keeper Tim Krul and NUFC went in at the break 2-0 UP!





It woz soon 3-0 and 'curtains' for the home side, when  misstayk by Krul in the 49th minute, when he mishit a pass to a defender,  let in wor other Brazilian,  Bruno, who skillfully lobbed the baall ower Krul's heed and into the goal, to send the Toon faithful into meltdoon!



That finished off The Canary Custards az they crumbled like a Delia Smith (Nohrich's celebrity chef owner) custard crumble recipe! 

There woz neeway back now az we went for more goals, but in the end we had to settle for 3 goals! 



Full time: Nohrich 0  Brazil 3!

Attendance; 26,910 (2,650 Toon fans plus 6 watchin from a hotel window at the corner of the groond!




*THE PRE MATCH 'GARGELS' TOOK PLACE HERE!

ELY TRAIN STATION ON THE WAY TO NOHRICH

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THE GARDINERS ARMS IN NOHRICH AKA 'THE MURDERERS' WHERE FRAMED PICTURES OF NOTORIOUS MURDERERS FROM 100 YEARS AGO WERE HUNG ON THE WAALLS!



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*POST MATCH 'LIQUID LUBRICATIN LOCATION' PHOTOS FROM ELY, WHERE WE STOPPED FOR THE NEET TIME SESSION!


CANNIT WORK OOT WHY THIS BOOZER IZ CAALLED THE MINSTER TAVERN???


PS: After the last 'gargels' in Drayman's Son aa woz clammin' and needed some scran, so caalled in at a fish shop on the way back to the hotel and ordered fish n chips.  Aa gave the lassie a tenner and she gave me 20 pence change?    Aa looked at the price list and sure enough it woz £9:80 for fish n chips!
Aa slung the 20 pence back across the coonter and said "Yoo may az well have it az a tip!"----£7:40 for the fish and £2:40 for a bag of chips---to take away!!!!



WE HAD TO WAIT 45MINS FOR A CONNECTIN' TRAIN FROM PETERBORO TO THE TOON ON SUNDAY -'SO--"AZ YI DEE!"🍺🍺🍺



OOTSIDE PETERBORO STATION!


PS: NUFC NOW HAVE 43 points. The highest number of points where a team were relegated iz 42 points by West Ham in 2002-2003


TOON FANS HOLD UP A BANNER COMMEMERATIN'  JOELINTON'S 100TH GAME FOR NUFC---AND HE CELEBRATED BY SCORIN' 2 GOALS!!!


AND THE NUFC FORM GUIDE!

"UNTIL NOW!"



Friday 22 April 2022

NOHRICH v THE TOON **** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

 Posted '8:00pm bells' Friday 22nd April 2022

THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE IN 2019---A 3-1 DEFEAT!

We make wor last 'lang distance trip' of the season, this time to deepest Norfolk, when we take on 'Delia's Canary Custard Coloured Creams' at '3:00 bells' tomorrow!----Aall 2,650 away tickets were sold oot ages ago!

The home side are aalmost certainly relegated, unless they win AALL their remainin' games----very highly unlikely! 

NUFC on the other hand are 'on a roll' of 3 successive home wins, which haz propelled us up to the 'dizzy heights' of 11th in the Premyaa Leegue table!---A remarkable tornaroond in just 3 months by 'Steady Eddie'!

We are on the '6:30 bells' train to Peterboro in the mornin'---and then onward to Nohrich from there, on a torturous 2 carriage train, that tex ages to get there! (ie: A bus on rail tracks!)

We will then heed for 'The Murderers Arms' in the city centre---wor usual 'port o call' roond theeeze parts!

THE GARDENERS ARMS AKA THE MURDERERS ARMS!

NUFC are odds on favorites to win, but az we have seen in the past, 'anything can happen' when we come to toon! (The last time we were here---and in complete contrast to the mood now, woz 2019, when we lost 3-1 in a terrible game---'Broken Nose Bruce's 1st away game in charge!---(say no more!)

At least we have reached the magical 40 points mark---'magical' because that figure 'normally' guarantees safety!?

 A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Sunday!   "Az per usual: "Watch this space!"


*Explanation: Celerity Chef Delia Smith iz co.owner of Nohrich, hence: 'Delia's Canary Custard Coloured Creams' (Nohrich of course play in Yellow shirts and are nicknamed 'The Canaries')  

Thursday 21 April 2022

THE TOON 1 THE PALLISS EAGLES 0 *** PREMYA LEEGUE 2021-2022

 Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Thorzday 21st April 2022



"EDDIE THE EAGLE----SLAYER!"

From bein' 19th and 5 points adrift of safety when 'Steady Eddie' took ower last November, to 11th and 15 points above the drop zone now, iz a truely amazin' stat and NUFC will now become the ANLY team to be bottom of the Premyaa Leegue before Xmas to escape the drop!

"WOW!---WOT A TORNAROOND!"

Aalso this woz wor SIXTH Premyaa Leegue home win in a row, which iz anly matched by Bobby Robson in 2004!



We started the game off well against The Eagles of Palliss and had a few orly chances az we attacked The Leazes goal!

The breakthrough came after a magnificent volley from Bruno foond 'Miggy' Almiron runnin doon the East Stand wing and he cut inside to send a left foot shot into the far corner of the goal from a tight angle, to send 51,000 Toon fans wild with delight!

Miggy then ran ower to the East Stand with hiz shirt off and jumped ower the advertisin' hoardings to be greeted by the fans in the front row who hugged him az we aall celebrated!



The 2nd half woz a 'backs to the waall' affair az Palliss strode for the equaliser---and they came close several times az they battered wor defence---but couldnt find a way past!

The crowd whistled wildly az the 4 minutes of stoppage time seemed to take 4 hours!---But finally the ref blew for full time to to relief and delight of aall those of black n white persuasion!

Miggy woz the SEVENTEENTH different player to score for NUFC this season in The Premyaa Leegue!!!! (See stats at bottom!)

'Steady Eddie' for manager of the month?---More like manager of the YEAR! 


 *Attendance: 51,938 (Palliss anly sold 750 tickets, which iz 33,250 less than they took to Wembley last Sunday for the FA Cup semi final defeat v Chelski!---Loyal supporters my arse!---This woz aalso the worst away followin' at SJP this season!  ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Wednesday 20 April 2022

THE TOON V THE PALLISS *** TOONEET !

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 20th April 2022





The games are comin' up thick and fast and tooneet we play wor 2nd home game in 4 days when Cristil Palliss come to Toon!

They come on the back of a 2-0 defeat to Chelski in the FA Cup semi final at Wembley on Sunday and hopefully they will be on 'a downer', followin that defeat!?

NUFC of course are 'on a high' after Bruno's spectacular divin' heeder to win the game v Lestaa in the 5th and last minute of stoppage time on Sunday afternooon!

A result that makes it virtually impossible for The Toon to be relegated now!

We are level with Palliss on 37 points and a win would leapfrog them, Sooothampton and Brentfaad into 11th place in the table! (Sooothampton and Brentfaad arn't playin tooneet and are just 2 points better off than us!)

The WOR FLAGS display on Sunday woz FANtastic, but could we have some in The Milburn Stand Family Enclosure in 'level 7' pleeeze!----The kids would love to have the chance to wave flags 'up here'----I know that this section isn't in view of the telly cameras, but it would be great if it could finally happen!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here, sometime on Thorzday!---Az per usual---"Watch this space!"

Monday 18 April 2022

THE TOON 2 THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2021-2022

 Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Easter Munday 18th April 2022

BRUNO'S WINNER AND CELEBRATIONS!

"HAPPY EASTER!"

A memorable goal that we will remember for years to come, woz scored by Bruno in the 95th minute with a superb divin' heeder at The Gallowgate End, from a Joe Willock cross, to seal a 2-1 victory and seeel virtual Premyaa Leegue survival!

It started off badly az Lestaa scored in the 19th minute through Lookman, who hit a set piece move shot from a corner by former Toon player Perez!



This silenced the Toon fans for a while az the Lestaa fans sang "This is a LOYBREE!"   Grandson Jamie asked wot a 'loybree' woz and I told him that they had dodgy accents and were actually singin' LYBREE ('LIBRARY'!)


They were soon silenced however, when a scramble on the goal line at The Leazes End had Bruno toe poke the baall ower the line after Lestaa goalie Schmeichal failed to hold the baall and at forst the ref disallowed it, but woz told by the VAR to take a look at the incident on the pitch side monitor in front of The East Stand---and after wot seemed like an age pointed to the centre spot to indicate that he had changed hiz mind and the goal stood!----This awoke 'the sleepin' giants' az the groond erupted into a crescendo of noise, which enveloped aall 4 sides! (Apart from 2,500 of The Basil Brush Brigade' high up in The Leazes End)  



The 2nd half woz a dour affair and looked certain to end in a draw, but Brazilian Bruno had othaa ideas and deep into stoppage time he send the crowd into overdrive with this last gap winner az he took hiz shirt off to celebrate in from of The Gallowgate faithful!



The Lestaa fans looked shattered az they sat in their very own LOYBREE with not a sound from them now! (ie: They wornt laffin anymore!)                             ↓↓↓↓↓





Bornley (who were winnin at West Ham) anly came away with a draw and so NUFC are now TWELVE points clear of the drop zone with games runnin oot! 

"HAPPY EASTER INDEED!"


Attendance:52,104



And guess who woz on the front of The match programme?



And here are some amazin' stats aboot 'Steady Eddie'!

We have averaged 2 points per game this year and most of them have been withoot top striker Callum Wilson and Kieran Tripper!

Aalso we havvint lost at SJP in The Premyaa Leegue since before Xmas! (88 days and coontin'!)

Miggy Almiron  nicks a 'Wor flag'! (Last player!)



Happy fans leave SJP!




And the players celebrate in the dressin' room!

"Can we have Wor Flags back pleeze!?"


Amanda's hubby nicked one az well in the directoers box!









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