SPORZ v THE TOON **** THIS SUNDAY!

 Posted '1:20pm bells' March 31st 2022

Updated 'high noon bells' Saturday 2nd April

WOR FORST EVER VISIT TO SPORZ NEW ABODE IN THE 2019-2020 SEASON*** NUFC WON 1-0 WITH A JOELINTON GOAL (TOON IN ORANGE)

After a 17 days international break, NUFC are finally back in action on Sunday in n'norf' Landan' when we take on Sporz at their new stadium!

The '4:30 bells' kick off meeenz that we can actually get 'to' and 'back' from King's Cross (London train station) in the same day!---A novelty, az wor previous 3 away games have meant an owerneet stay on each occassion, coz of the dodgy kick off times!

Before we play, there are quite a few games bein' played on Saturday, where teams aroond us are in action--- and we can anly hope that results gan wor way!?

Home wins for Livaapoool and Chelski, an away win for Brightin v Nohrich (coz Brightin are just above us and Nohrich have nee chance of catchin' us) and away wins for Man City and Sooothampton, would make it a porfect Saturday if this happens!?

AZ IT STANDZ! (THORZDAY)

More on this and possible team line up on Saturday! 

Updated Saturday at 'high noon bells'

News that Callum Wilson haz broken doon in trainin' again, meeenz that he will probably miss the rest of the season with 9 games to gan!

Kieran Trippier on the other hand iz said to be near match fitness and could feature in wor game at Sporz tomorrow!

Fab Schar, Jonjo Shelvey and Martin Dubravka are aall expected to be fit and be involved!

Az 'Steady Eddie' (Howe) says: "We are not safe yet!", and need at least 6 more points to be safe from relegation----could be a couple more to make absolutleee sure!

We are on the '8:20 bells' train from 'The Central' (station) to King's Cross (London) in the mornin' and The Toon (of course!) have sold wor allocation of 3,000 tickets!

A match report and booze report will appear here sometime on Munday----Az per usual:  "Watch this space!" 

*Saturday results that effect us and Premyaa Leegue table updates, will appear here sometime later today!

Livaapool 2 v Wotfaad 0 (FT) "So far so good!🤪👍

'Nee where near' Brightin 0 v Nohrich 0 (FT)

The Bornley Hillbillies 0 v  The Blue Moonies of Mancland 2 (FT)

Chelski 1 v Brentfaad 4! (FT)

Leeedz 1 v Sooothampton 1 (FT)

Leegue table after those results: 

AZ IT STANDS (SATURDAY NEET)

(A mixed bag of results az we drop to 15th coz of Brentfaad's 4-1unexpected shock win win at Chelski!)

Brentfaad played 31 points 33

The Toon played 29 points 31

Leeedz played 31 points 30

Evaatin  played 27 points 25

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Wotfaad played 30 points 22

Bornley played 28 points 21

Nohrich played 30 points 18