Posted ‘high noon π bells’ Sunday 1st Decembaa 2024
“A (VERY)BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE!”
“A ROOM WITHOOT A VIEW!” *** THE MAIN STAND OPPOSITE WOZ BUILT IN 1924 AND IZ OWER 100 YEARS OLD!” (WOT A π© GROOND!)
The day started off at ‘5:30 π️s when aa dragged mee lifeless body oot of bed to catch the bus to The Central for the ‘7:30 bells’ train to ST NEOTS! King’s Cross woz closed in London, so we had to get the train to there, a bus to Beford and then anothaa train to south London!
A reet carry on and we didn’t get there til ‘1:00 bells’ in the afternoon, exhausted and nackered! (And the same jorney back after the game!)
This woz one of the worst Toon performances in a very lang time!
The first half woz abysmal from both sides az we both kept losin possession time and time again!
ABYSMAL VIEW SEAT *** ROW 26, SEAT 63! AND I’ M 6 FEET TAALL! ( I WISH JOELINTON WOULD GET OOT OF THE WAY!π₯Ά)
(The Toon played in aall white)
In total we had ZERO shots on goal but scored one, through an own goal by Toon target Guehi in the 53rd minute, when he put the baall into his own net after a scramble on the goal line!
Palliss pounded wor goal after this and had several chances to equalise but couldn’t find the finish az we desperately tried to keep them oot!
Deep into stoppage time though, Guehi made up for hiz own goal by supplying the cross, which Munoz heeded home unmarked in the 95th minute!
It woz a desorved equaliser, which completely deflated the Toon fans, who were singin’ the ‘Jingle bells’ song, even though it woz still Novembaa! (“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way—-oh what fun it iz to see Newcasil win away!”) You shud NEVER ‘jump the gun’ until the final whistle!
Attendance: 25,101(3,000 very p*ssed off Toon fans!)The jorney back woz miserable az well and I finally got yem at ‘12:30am πs’! Definitely one to forget to add to the other 100s ower the years!
BOOZE REPORT!
We drank 4 cans on the train to St. Neots—- then caught the bus to Bedford— wor train to Palace from there woz cancelled!π₯Ά
This gave us time for a quick gargel in a nearby boozer before catching the next train ⬇️
We then went aall the way to Palace and had time for just one gargel here az well, before heedin for the match!
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At full time we heeded back to the train station and caught the forst train back to Bedford!
Again we had time for a swift gargel in the same boozer ⬇️
before catching the bus back to St Neots! 4 more cans were consumed on the way back to Tyneside!
So we actually had more gargels on the trains (8) than we did in the 2 boozers we visited!(3)