Posted ‘high noon 🕛 bells 🔔’ Saturday 14th Joon 2025
*Old news that NUFC are still after 'The Bornleee Hillbillies' goalie James Trafford haz re-emerged, one year after we forst tried to sign the 22 year old Under 21 Ing-er-land International!
He woz born in Cockermoooth to a farmin' family and he learned to drive a tractor! and in hiz orly carreer he would retorn to help oot on the family farm in the off-season!⮜(Thats another bit of useless information for yoo to digest from The Geordie Times!)
Hiz former clubs include Cockermoooth, Carlyll, Accrington Stanleee, Bolton Wanabeez and Man Citih! (But NOT Ipswich Toon--'The Tractor Boys' (sic!)
He iz 6 foot 6 inches taall (An inch smaaller than Dan Burn!) and a fee of aroond aboot £25 to £30 million haz been mentioned!
WE will of course keep yoo---wor loyal reeeders updated on any developments!
Az per usual, " Watch this space!"
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