|View from row 18, seat 72|
of The Arthur Wait (away) Stand
(NUFC are in the horrible dark green change strip!)
"IT WON'T TAKE LANG TO DEE THIS MIS-MATCH REPORT!"
Just one shot on target in the first half from Joelinton and one shot on target in the second half from Fabian Schar summed up yet anothaa miserable weekend in the capital city, followin wor 4-0 drubbing at 'The Arse' last Sunday!
This time it woz just a 1-0 defeat after a needless free kick woz given away at the end of forst half by one of wor defenders (couldn't see clearly just who gave the free kick away?) and Van Aaholt said "thank yoo very much!" and sent his kick into the top corner of the net with Dubravka in The Toon goal beaten aall ends up!
|The Toon 'attack'? the right hand goal|
To top up this terrible performance, Lazaro got himself sent off in the 95th minute when he needlessly 'rugby tackled' a Pallis attacker, on a run towards goal!
Aalso, SIX othaa Toon players were shown yellow cards az well!
Pallis had 18 shots in total (accordin to the stats) and if it wasnt for Dubravka in The Toon goal, makin some great saves, then the scoreline would have been much worse!
With nee goals yet again for us, £40 million poond number 9 striker Joelinton, haz now gone an incredible SIX MONTHS! withoot a solitary goal in The Premyaa Leegue! (And just ONE aaltold! v Sporz last August)
|2nd half 'inaction'!|
It reeely is very hard work to watch this dross and it doesnt get much worse than this! "ZZZZzzzz!!!"😴
With othaa results gannin kindly for NUFC, we are somehow still 7 points above the drop zone, but drop to 14th place!
Toon team line up to follow when aa can be bothered!😠
The pre match 'gargels' took place in Norwood Junction
(20 mins walk from groond)
The post match 'gargels' took place near King's Cross-St Pancras stations
*Updated some considerable time later!
The train finally 'limped' across The King Edward Bridge 57 minutes late, at '10:37pm bells'---3 minutes short of claimin' a full ticket refund!😳
Toon team: Dubravka, Lazaro, Fernandez, Lascelles, Schar, Rose (Ritchie 71), Almiron (Gayle 71), S. Longstaff, Bentaleb, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton
Attendance: 25,486 (2,800 very bored Toon fans! "ZZZZZzzzzz!!!!!")😴
*WOR £101 MILLION POOND STRIKERS PREMYAA LEEGUE TALES OF WOE THIS SEASON!
Almiron: £21 million (2 goals) (Last one 6 weeks ago)
Joelinton: £40 million (1 goal) (26 weeks ago) (6 months!)
Saint-Maximin: £20 million (1 goal) (11 weeks ago)
Gayle; £10 million (0 goals!)
Muto £10 million (0 goals!)
Carroll: Free transfor (0 goals!)
TOTAL: 4 GOALS FROM 6 STRIKERS IN 27 GAMES WHO COST NUFC A TOTAL OF £101,000,000!!!!!
*WOT THE PAPERS SAY!