NUFC'S 'SELF INFLICTED' 'BAT OUT OF HELL' CRISIS, PUTS ANOTHAA GAME IN DOUBT!

 Posted 'midneet bells' Tuesday 8th December 2020

Updated '11:02am bells'Wedinzday

News that NUFCs Darsley Park trainin' groond at Benton iz still closed due to the coronavirus crisis, haz reached a new level az its been revealed that even more players and staff have tested positive!

The decision by the clubs hieracy to anly test players and staff once a week, instead of twice, like aall the othaa Premyaa Leegue clubs are dein', might come back to "bite us on the arse" IF we are left 'kickin wor heels', while the clubs aroond us in the table pick up points, to drag us forthaa doon the table! 

Followin' on from wor postponed game last week v Villa, wor home game v The Baggie Troosers of West Brom next Saturday iz now  aalso in serious doubt, due to wor failure to test twice a week!

 

Money---of course (to dee the 2nd tests) iz the real reason for anly one test per week, and we can anly blame one man (who admittedly, doesn't want to be here) and his scrooge like mentality for this---guess who that iz?

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEEGUE!

We will naa by this time tomorrow wethaa the WBA game can take place---and we will of course let yiz naa the outcome az soon az we find oot!---

"Az per usual, watch this space!"

PS: The Geordie Times pageviews have just passed the 499,000 mark and we expect to 'hit' the 'magical' half a million milestone in the next day or so!---Once again many thanx for loggin into this advort free NUFC fans website!

'11:00am bells':Breakin' news

NUFC team back in trainin' at Darsley Park, so hopefully WBA game will gan aheed?---or else we will have a fixture pile up!

Updated '11:02am bells' Wedinzday

Still nee news az to wethaa the WBA game will gan aheed, with just 3 days to kick off time!