Posted '10:40am bells' Sunday 30th Joon 2019
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I renewed my NUFC away season ticket yesterday!
I must be completely mad!
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Sunday, 30 June 2019
Friday, 28 June 2019
10 REASONS FOR 'THE FAT CONTROLLER' TO GET OOT OF TOON!
Posted '5:00pm bells' Friday 28th Joon 2019
Ower the last 12 years of The Fat Controller's calamitous 'reign'? wor local 'rag' 'The Ronny Gill' haz printed many front page heedlines askin' him to pack hiz bags and "GET OOT OF TOON!"
Here are TEN very good reasons for him to depart and never darken the corridors of St. James' Park again!
Ower the last 12 years of The Fat Controller's calamitous 'reign'? wor local 'rag' 'The Ronny Gill' haz printed many front page heedlines askin' him to pack hiz bags and "GET OOT OF TOON!"
Here are TEN very good reasons for him to depart and never darken the corridors of St. James' Park again!
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"DO YOO GET THE MESSAGE,
'FAT CONTROLLER'???
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"USA AALL THE WAY! *** 50,000 THANK YOOOZ!"
Posted '4:20pm bells' Friday 28th Joon 2019
And on a happier subject than we have been postin' in recent weeks!
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We thank everybody from San Francisco to Florida and from Texas to New York City for their support of this daft Toon website!
Once again thank yooo very much for loggin' in!
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"GEORDIE TIMES RULES OK!"
THE CELEBRATIONS HAVE AALREADY STARTED IN NEW YORK CITY
ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!
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And on a happier subject than we have been postin' in recent weeks!
The USA haz just recorded it's FIFTY THOOSANDTH (50,000th) pageview in The Geordie Times!
We thank everybody from San Francisco to Florida and from Texas to New York City for their support of this daft Toon website!
Once again thank yooo very much for loggin' in!
THE TOP TEN 'GEORDIE TIMES' AALL TIME PAGEVIEW LIST!
1: United Kingdom: 175, 526 (Ing-er-land, Scotland, Northern Ireland &Wales)
2: United States of America: 50,012
3: Ukraine: 24,272
4: The Israelites:17,917
5: Jawmany: 17,781
6: Rushaa: 11,788
7: (Lost in) France: 8,998
8: (Mee old) China: 4,696
9: The Guinness Republic: 4,644
10: Spain: 3,046
Thursday, 27 June 2019
WOR FLAGS AT WAR!
Posted '2:22pm bells' Thorsday 27th Joon 2019
News that 'Wor Flags' are to stop their displays of the giant Gallowgate End flag in protest at Rafa's despicable departure, has reached The Geordie Times!
Indeed aall the flags will stop bein' displayed for the foreseeable future!
It's sad that aall the efforts and expense to get the giant flag made in Poland will not be displayed any more until 'The Fat Controller' sells wor great club!
A great idea would be to display the giant flag in Leazes Park, which sits in the shadows of St James' Park, with outraged fans standin' aroond it, showin' wor total contempt of a man who shows total contempt for us!
Hopefully wor much despised owner will sell up and get 'oot of Toon' very soon!
News that 'Wor Flags' are to stop their displays of the giant Gallowgate End flag in protest at Rafa's despicable departure, has reached The Geordie Times!
Indeed aall the flags will stop bein' displayed for the foreseeable future!
It's sad that aall the efforts and expense to get the giant flag made in Poland will not be displayed any more until 'The Fat Controller' sells wor great club!
A great idea would be to display the giant flag in Leazes Park, which sits in the shadows of St James' Park, with outraged fans standin' aroond it, showin' wor total contempt of a man who shows total contempt for us!
Hopefully wor much despised owner will sell up and get 'oot of Toon' very soon!
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| TODAY'S LOCAL RAG---THE RONNY GILL! |
Wednesday, 26 June 2019
"THE DOONWARD SPIRAL STARTS HERE!"
Posted '4:05pm bells' Wedinzday 26th Joon 2019
Both Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger have ruled themselves oot of the current vacant managers job at NUFC
Jose saying that a top 8, 9 or 10 finish is 'not for him' and that he wants to join a club who want to win things and Arsene has more or less said the same!
Reeely, it doesn't matter who takes ower, the fans are in revolt and news that several players in wor paper thin squad now 'want a transfor' comes az nee suprize whatsoever!
In othaa words, the whole sorry mess iz aboot to 'implode' and a doonward spiral will surely follow now!
Supermac haz said on SKY today that aall 'The Fat Controller' wants iz "A yes man!" who will grovel, not complain, tow the line and pick up hiz meagre wages (in comparison to Rafa's) and try against aall the odds to keep us up!
Sean Longstaff iz reportedly taalkin to Moan United 'az we speak' and more are sure to follow!
'Fat Sam the Ugly Man' haz 'hoyed hiz hat into the ring' and said "Who wouldn't want to manage them!"
This iz the same fat conman who danced a 'jig of delight' when hearin' the news that we were relegated when he woz manager of the SMBs!
Don't be suprized if 'The Fat Controller' appoints him, just to annoy us even more!
The usual 'suspects' have aalso been mentioned like Gary Monk, Moyzzy and Alan Pardew, etc etc!!! "Yes men every one!"
Wor anly hope it seems iz IF the takeower will happen IF it ever does!----or else--in the words of Private Frazer off 'Dads Army'----
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| "YES MAN WANTED!---APPLY WITHIN!" |
Both Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger have ruled themselves oot of the current vacant managers job at NUFC
Jose saying that a top 8, 9 or 10 finish is 'not for him' and that he wants to join a club who want to win things and Arsene has more or less said the same!
Reeely, it doesn't matter who takes ower, the fans are in revolt and news that several players in wor paper thin squad now 'want a transfor' comes az nee suprize whatsoever!
In othaa words, the whole sorry mess iz aboot to 'implode' and a doonward spiral will surely follow now!
Supermac haz said on SKY today that aall 'The Fat Controller' wants iz "A yes man!" who will grovel, not complain, tow the line and pick up hiz meagre wages (in comparison to Rafa's) and try against aall the odds to keep us up!
Sean Longstaff iz reportedly taalkin to Moan United 'az we speak' and more are sure to follow!
'Fat Sam the Ugly Man' haz 'hoyed hiz hat into the ring' and said "Who wouldn't want to manage them!"
This iz the same fat conman who danced a 'jig of delight' when hearin' the news that we were relegated when he woz manager of the SMBs!
Don't be suprized if 'The Fat Controller' appoints him, just to annoy us even more!
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| FAT SAM HEAR'S THAT NUFC HAVE BEEN RELEGATED! |
The usual 'suspects' have aalso been mentioned like Gary Monk, Moyzzy and Alan Pardew, etc etc!!! "Yes men every one!"
Wor anly hope it seems iz IF the takeower will happen IF it ever does!----or else--in the words of Private Frazer off 'Dads Army'----
Tuesday, 25 June 2019
"THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK!"
Posted '2:23pm bells' Tuesday 25th Joon 2019
"IT' CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!--CAN IT?"
Yesterday woz one of the blackest days in NUFC's history with Rafa shown the door, with the club tellin' the media forst aboot hiz departure---and NOT tellin' Rafa that they had done that!
He found oot from a friend that NUFC had informed the media that he woz leavin'!
A very shoddy way to treat a great manager with contempt!
Nee class from an arrogant regime that couldn't give 2 monkeys f***'s aboot anybody but themselves!
This woz the day that 'broke the camel's back' and this time many loyal fans HAVE had enough and have vowed not to buy the most expensive new strip in futbaall (£65 for a large top!) or renew their expensive season tickets, which have went up anothaa 5%, to watch (which no doubt will be) dire futbaall and yet another relegation battle!
Personally, I will still gan coz I cant stop myself! (I am on the10 year season ticket deal anyway and my price iz 'frozen' and am payin' for next season's ticket aalready!)
We reeely don't know what to say aboot wor fate next season, but wor anly hope iz for the 'so caalled takeower' to happen very very soon, or else we will start the new season with a weak squad, nee new players and nee hope for the future IF 'The Fat Controller' stays in charge!
(On hearin' of Rafa's departure on Munday, Alan Shearer caalled the club, "A SHAMBLES!")
And az for a new manager?---whoever it iz, he iz on a hidin' to nothin'! Aa meen, how do yoo replace Rafa? (Joke Kinnear for the 3rd time perhaps?)--divvint rule it oot under the current chaotic regime!
Rafa isn't the anly one to be treated with total contempt--ask Kevin Keegan and Alan Shearer AND 52,000 loyal fans!
When the club celebrated wor 125th anniversary in December 2017 they paraded former players on the pitch before the game with Lestaa City, but both record goal scorer Alan Shearer and club legend Kevin Keegan were conspicuous by their absence!
Shearer woz actually in a private box in 'The Milburn Stand' that game and 'watched on' az the players milked the applause on the pitch!---He and Keegan yoo see, wornt invited az they had dared to criticise the shambolic runnin' of the club!---And Keegan of course had sued--and won a case against the club for hiz chaotic dismissal.
"It's not like it said in the brochure!", waz hiz partin' shot at 'The Fat Controller'!
The bar underneath 'The Gallowgate End' named 'Shearer's woz aalso changed to 'NINE', to 'get back' at wor record goal scorer and they wouldn't even allow a statue of him to be within the stadium boundary and so it stands on a block of demolished toilets on Barrack Road!?
It's aall so pig heeded, sad and unnessesary az the NUFC hierarchy shud show some respect to former players and managers! We shud aalso be fightin' for honours and European futbaall and not a potential THORD (3rd!) relegation under 'The Fat Controller's leadership?
And ask yourself this very important question:
"WOT THE HELL HAVE WE DONE TO DESORVE HIM!?"
"IT' CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!--CAN IT?"
Yesterday woz one of the blackest days in NUFC's history with Rafa shown the door, with the club tellin' the media forst aboot hiz departure---and NOT tellin' Rafa that they had done that!
He found oot from a friend that NUFC had informed the media that he woz leavin'!
A very shoddy way to treat a great manager with contempt!
Nee class from an arrogant regime that couldn't give 2 monkeys f***'s aboot anybody but themselves!
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FURIOUS TOON FANS GATHERED OOTSIDE THE GROOND
AZ SOON AZ THEY FOOND OOT!
WHERE, INDEED, HAZ AALL THE MONEY GONE???
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This woz the day that 'broke the camel's back' and this time many loyal fans HAVE had enough and have vowed not to buy the most expensive new strip in futbaall (£65 for a large top!) or renew their expensive season tickets, which have went up anothaa 5%, to watch (which no doubt will be) dire futbaall and yet another relegation battle!
Personally, I will still gan coz I cant stop myself! (I am on the10 year season ticket deal anyway and my price iz 'frozen' and am payin' for next season's ticket aalready!)
We reeely don't know what to say aboot wor fate next season, but wor anly hope iz for the 'so caalled takeower' to happen very very soon, or else we will start the new season with a weak squad, nee new players and nee hope for the future IF 'The Fat Controller' stays in charge!
(On hearin' of Rafa's departure on Munday, Alan Shearer caalled the club, "A SHAMBLES!")
And az for a new manager?---whoever it iz, he iz on a hidin' to nothin'! Aa meen, how do yoo replace Rafa? (Joke Kinnear for the 3rd time perhaps?)--divvint rule it oot under the current chaotic regime!
Rafa isn't the anly one to be treated with total contempt--ask Kevin Keegan and Alan Shearer AND 52,000 loyal fans!
When the club celebrated wor 125th anniversary in December 2017 they paraded former players on the pitch before the game with Lestaa City, but both record goal scorer Alan Shearer and club legend Kevin Keegan were conspicuous by their absence!
Shearer woz actually in a private box in 'The Milburn Stand' that game and 'watched on' az the players milked the applause on the pitch!---He and Keegan yoo see, wornt invited az they had dared to criticise the shambolic runnin' of the club!---And Keegan of course had sued--and won a case against the club for hiz chaotic dismissal.
"It's not like it said in the brochure!", waz hiz partin' shot at 'The Fat Controller'!
The bar underneath 'The Gallowgate End' named 'Shearer's woz aalso changed to 'NINE', to 'get back' at wor record goal scorer and they wouldn't even allow a statue of him to be within the stadium boundary and so it stands on a block of demolished toilets on Barrack Road!?
It's aall so pig heeded, sad and unnessesary az the NUFC hierarchy shud show some respect to former players and managers! We shud aalso be fightin' for honours and European futbaall and not a potential THORD (3rd!) relegation under 'The Fat Controller's leadership?
And ask yourself this very important question:
"WOT THE HELL HAVE WE DONE TO DESORVE HIM!?"
Monday, 24 June 2019
Sunday, 23 June 2019
THE FINAL CURTAIN!?
Posted '10:30am bells' Sunday 23rd Joon 2019
With just one week of Rafa's contract to gan, we will find oot wor fate!---and it doesnt look good!
Rafa Benitez:
"And now the end is near--and so I face the final curtain!
I've done my level best--to keep us up--and that's for certain!
I love Newcastle fans--but I hate 'The Fat Controller'!
And I'm afraid to say--in 7 days--it could be over!"
With just one week of Rafa's contract to gan, we will find oot wor fate!---and it doesnt look good!
Rafa Benitez:
"And now the end is near--and so I face the final curtain!
I've done my level best--to keep us up--and that's for certain!
I love Newcastle fans--but I hate 'The Fat Controller'!
And I'm afraid to say--in 7 days--it could be over!"
Friday, 21 June 2019
TOON ST'RIP OFF'!
Posted '1:59pm bells' Friday 21st Joon 2019
It has been revealed by wor 'little sister' 'The Times' of London, that NUFC's new home shirt iz the most expensive in The Premyaa Leegue at an eye waaterin' £65 for a large, short sleeved adult shirt!
The club tell us that its "A tribute" to the Fairs Cup winning shirt from 1969?, but it looks nowt like it and iz one of the worst Toon shirts we have ever seen!
One thick black stripe doon the front and two thick white stripes to each side with the rest 'aall black' iz nothing like the 1969 iconic version and already fans have said they won't buy it!
Who are they tryin' to kid?
Meeenwhile!---and az you'd expect!---there iz absolutleee NEE news aboot Rafa's contract, which runs oot in 9 days----the possible takeower---or any new incomin' players----but "YES!" come and buy wor new extortionately priced home shirt, "yoo gullible idiots!"
It has been revealed by wor 'little sister' 'The Times' of London, that NUFC's new home shirt iz the most expensive in The Premyaa Leegue at an eye waaterin' £65 for a large, short sleeved adult shirt!
The club tell us that its "A tribute" to the Fairs Cup winning shirt from 1969?, but it looks nowt like it and iz one of the worst Toon shirts we have ever seen!
One thick black stripe doon the front and two thick white stripes to each side with the rest 'aall black' iz nothing like the 1969 iconic version and already fans have said they won't buy it!
Who are they tryin' to kid?
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| IT'S NOT FUNNY!" |
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THE FAIRS CUP SHIRT FROM 1969
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!?
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Wednesday, 19 June 2019
FAIRS CUP FOLLY! *** SOME 'TRIBUTE'!
Posted '4:17pm bells' Wedinzday 19th Joon 2019
NUFC have just released pictures of wor new strip for the 2019-2020 season, claimin' that the design is very similar and "A TRIBUTE" to the Fairs Cup winning strip of 1969?
We leave you to draw your own conclusions!ðģ
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1969
NUFC have just released pictures of wor new strip for the 2019-2020 season, claimin' that the design is very similar and "A TRIBUTE" to the Fairs Cup winning strip of 1969?
We leave you to draw your own conclusions!ðģ
2019
1969
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Monday, 17 June 2019
"WHATS'S SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE!"
Posted '3:55pm bells' Munday 17th Joon 2019
'The Geordie Times' haz hord from 2 different reliable sauces that 'Rafa the Gaffer' haz cleared hiz desk after a suprize visit to wor trainin' groond in Benton last week!
'The Geordie Times' haz hord from 2 different reliable sauces that 'Rafa the Gaffer' haz cleared hiz desk after a suprize visit to wor trainin' groond in Benton last week!
Sunday, 16 June 2019
"IT MAKES YOO WANT TO ***** !
Posted '10:38am bells' Sunday 16th Joon 2019
The latest rumours to come oot of NUFC are that Rafa haz cleared his desk in hiz office and that somethin' will be annoonced on Wedinzday aboot the impendin' takeower!
Iz this is just anothaa vicious rumour to add to the previous hundred(s)? OR should we take it with a pinch of salt!???
Can't wait for Wedinzday now! (Or not az the case may be!)
Meeenwhile NUFC have released the followin' statement aboot the above rumours!
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| THE NEW NUFC CLUB SPOKESMAN! |
Friday, 14 June 2019
OFF THE RAILS!
Posted '4:38pm bells' Friday 14th Joon 2019
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OR NOT AZ THE CASE MAY BE!
(IZ THAT WOR BELOVED OWNER 'THE FAT CONTROLLER'?)
Toon fans are facin' a travel nightmare on the teams 2nd away game of the season---accordin' to wor local rag 'The Ronny Gill'
We are due to travel to King's Cross on the bank holiday weekend where we play Sporz at their new London abode, BUT aall trains from the north east terminate at Peterborough that weekend because King's Cross iz CLOSED!
Network Rail haz given the followin' advice: 'On Saturday and Sunday there will be no trains between Peterborough/Cambridge and London King's Cross!
You are advised NOT TO TRAVEL!---Customers are advised to travel on Thursday, Friday, and Tuesday for this weekend!'
Not much cop if the game iz on Saturday, Sunday or Munday---IZ IT!?
There are ways aroond this however, by catchin' a train to Chesterfeeeld or Sheffeeeld---and then onward to St Pancras Station not far from King's Cross!
A little inconveeeniant, but it's the anly way to dee it--apart from drivin' (not advisable on a bank holiday!)
The trains WILL be 'rammed' however, so mek sure yi book a seat!
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Thursday, 13 June 2019
NUFC APPOINT A NEW SPOKESMAN!
Posted '4:56pm bells' Thorsday 13th Joon 2019
NUFC have just appointed a new spokesman to communicate with supporters aboot Rafa, new players and possible new owners!
NUFC have just appointed a new spokesman to communicate with supporters aboot Rafa, new players and possible new owners!
NUFC FIXTURES 2019-2020
Posted '1:30pm bells' Thorsday 13th Joon 2019 (anly 4 and a half hours late!)
"SO IT WOZ FAKE NEWS!"
The 'leaked' fixture list yesterday for the new season woz 'fake news' and we will host 'The Arse' at home on a Sunday for live telly and NOT 'The Toffee Noses of Evaatin', away, as woz wrangly leaked!
NUFC Games 'cast in stone' that CANNIT be moved!
Just 2 so far!--The forst and last games of the season!
Sun 11th August: 'The Arse' at home '2:00 bells' live on SKY
Sun 17th May: 'The Liverbirds' at home '3:00 bells'
Telly dates for the rest of August and September are due to be released on 5th July---but divvint haad yer breath!
*After wor game v 'The Arse' we then travel to the newly promoted 'Canary Custard Creams of Norwich' the following Saturday?(hopefully) and then anothaa away game the week after that, which will delight 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers', when we travel to Sporz new abode in "Norf Landan!" for the very forst time!
We finish off August when we host Wotfaad who were slaughtered 6-0 in the FA Cup final against 'The Blue Moonies of Manchester'!
We then must travel to Anfield where we face Champions Leegue winners Liverpoool, who we host on the very last day of the season in May (hope they don't need to beat us to win the Leegue!?)
Ower the festive period we must travel to 'The Theatre of Muppets' on Boxin Day? to face Moan United and on New Years Day? we are at home to 'The Basil Brush Brigade of Lestaa'!
Of course---aall games are subject to change for live telly and opponents who are in European action!
We fully expect that 30 of wor games will be moved for live telly! (One aalready v 'The Arse' in wor forst game of the season!)
Aaall this in the wake of the total chaos and confusion which haz engulfed NUFC once again, az we still divvint naa who wor manager will be or who will own us, when the new season kicks off in 2 months time!? (Nee new players signed so far, eethaa!)
"SO IT WOZ FAKE NEWS!"
The 'leaked' fixture list yesterday for the new season woz 'fake news' and we will host 'The Arse' at home on a Sunday for live telly and NOT 'The Toffee Noses of Evaatin', away, as woz wrangly leaked!
NUFC Games 'cast in stone' that CANNIT be moved!
Just 2 so far!--The forst and last games of the season!
Sun 11th August: 'The Arse' at home '2:00 bells' live on SKY
Sun 17th May: 'The Liverbirds' at home '3:00 bells'
Telly dates for the rest of August and September are due to be released on 5th July---but divvint haad yer breath!
*36 games oot of the 38 are subject to change
*After wor game v 'The Arse' we then travel to the newly promoted 'Canary Custard Creams of Norwich' the following Saturday?(hopefully) and then anothaa away game the week after that, which will delight 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers', when we travel to Sporz new abode in "Norf Landan!" for the very forst time!
We finish off August when we host Wotfaad who were slaughtered 6-0 in the FA Cup final against 'The Blue Moonies of Manchester'!
We then must travel to Anfield where we face Champions Leegue winners Liverpoool, who we host on the very last day of the season in May (hope they don't need to beat us to win the Leegue!?)
Ower the festive period we must travel to 'The Theatre of Muppets' on Boxin Day? to face Moan United and on New Years Day? we are at home to 'The Basil Brush Brigade of Lestaa'!
Of course---aall games are subject to change for live telly and opponents who are in European action!
We fully expect that 30 of wor games will be moved for live telly! (One aalready v 'The Arse' in wor forst game of the season!)
Aaall this in the wake of the total chaos and confusion which haz engulfed NUFC once again, az we still divvint naa who wor manager will be or who will own us, when the new season kicks off in 2 months time!? (Nee new players signed so far, eethaa!)
Wednesday, 12 June 2019
PREMYAA LEEGUE FIXTURES OOT TOMORROW!*** 'TOFFEE NOSES' AWAY 1st GAME?
Posted '4:04pm bells' Wedinzday 12th Joon 2019
"FAKE NEWS PERHAPS?"
With nee resolution az to who will be wor manager or owner next season---and with nee new players signed so far---the fixtures for the new season will be oot at '9:00am bells' tomorrow mornin'!
Of course--oot of the 38 games to be played, we expect at least 30 of them will be changed for live telly and for opponents who are in European action!
Leaked reports claim that wor forst game will be away against 'The Toffee Noses of Evaatin' at Goodison Park on the 10th August!
(Likely to be changed IF this iz true?---although NOT accordin' to the live telly list below, which haz us az a '3:00 bells' Saturday KO!)
(Note that there iz NEE Friday neet fixture for live telly az we were told there would be?----iz this 'Fake News'?)
'The Geordie Times' will of course bring yoo, wor loyal subjects the fixture news 'second hand, forst', when aa get up after mee night 'truck run' to Manchester (aboot 4 hours after they are published elsewhere!)
Reeed 'The Geordie Times' for aall the latest news!----last!
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| ST. JAMES' PARK FROM BARRACK ROAD |
With nee resolution az to who will be wor manager or owner next season---and with nee new players signed so far---the fixtures for the new season will be oot at '9:00am bells' tomorrow mornin'!
Of course--oot of the 38 games to be played, we expect at least 30 of them will be changed for live telly and for opponents who are in European action!
Leaked reports claim that wor forst game will be away against 'The Toffee Noses of Evaatin' at Goodison Park on the 10th August!
(Likely to be changed IF this iz true?---although NOT accordin' to the live telly list below, which haz us az a '3:00 bells' Saturday KO!)
(Note that there iz NEE Friday neet fixture for live telly az we were told there would be?----iz this 'Fake News'?)
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| THE 'LEAKED' OPENIN' DAY FIXTURE LIST!? |
'The Geordie Times' will of course bring yoo, wor loyal subjects the fixture news 'second hand, forst', when aa get up after mee night 'truck run' to Manchester (aboot 4 hours after they are published elsewhere!)
Reeed 'The Geordie Times' for aall the latest news!----last!
Tuesday, 11 June 2019
POP ROBSON mACKEM HERO!
Posted '4:05pm bells' Tuesday 11th Joon 2019
News that 'mackem born deserter' Jordan Henderson iz very likely to be given the freedom of sund'land, followin' hiz Champions Leegue success with Liverpoool, haz reached 'The Geordie Times'!
Az coincidence will have it, on this day 50 years ago, anothaa 'mackem born hero', Pop Robson won a Inter Cities Fairs Cup winners medal!-- with! ----NUFC!
WILL HE FINALLY BE GIVEN THE FREEDOM OF sUND'LIND AZ WELL, FOR HIZ MAGNIFICENT ACHIEVEMENT AALL THOSE YEARS AGO????
POP ROBSON 'mACKEM HERO!'
News that 'mackem born deserter' Jordan Henderson iz very likely to be given the freedom of sund'land, followin' hiz Champions Leegue success with Liverpoool, haz reached 'The Geordie Times'!
Az coincidence will have it, on this day 50 years ago, anothaa 'mackem born hero', Pop Robson won a Inter Cities Fairs Cup winners medal!-- with! ----NUFC!
WILL HE FINALLY BE GIVEN THE FREEDOM OF sUND'LIND AZ WELL, FOR HIZ MAGNIFICENT ACHIEVEMENT AALL THOSE YEARS AGO????
STATEMENT FROM NUFC! ðģ
Posted '3:20pm bells' Tuesday 11th Joon 2019
The club have just released the followin' statement regardin' Rafa's contract, the proposed takeower, incomin' transfers and season ticket sales dates for 2019-2020!
The club have just released the followin' statement regardin' Rafa's contract, the proposed takeower, incomin' transfers and season ticket sales dates for 2019-2020!
Monday, 10 June 2019
RAFA RETORNS ORLY!
Posted '4:30pm bells' Munday 10th Joon 2019
News reaches us from wor paparazzi fotogrifaa that Rafa the Gaffer haz returned unexpectedly to wor trainin ground in Benton.
We hord news yesterday through the grapevine that aall club employeeez were asked to come to work today smartly dressed, for some unexplained reason? (foreign visitors perhaps from the middle east?)
We have ne idea if the above 2 news stories meen anything at aall---BUT! we live in hope of course!
The Geordie Times will of course keep yoo, wor loyal reeeders informed of any forthaa developments az they happen!
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RAFA IZ DRIVEN INTO WOR TRAININ' GROOND AT
BREAK-NECK SPEED ORLIER TODAY
(Geordie Times excluuusive!)
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News reaches us from wor paparazzi fotogrifaa that Rafa the Gaffer haz returned unexpectedly to wor trainin ground in Benton.
We hord news yesterday through the grapevine that aall club employeeez were asked to come to work today smartly dressed, for some unexplained reason? (foreign visitors perhaps from the middle east?)
We have ne idea if the above 2 news stories meen anything at aall---BUT! we live in hope of course!
The Geordie Times will of course keep yoo, wor loyal reeeders informed of any forthaa developments az they happen!
Saturday, 8 June 2019
TURMOIL ON TYNESIDE 2!
Posted '1:55pm bells' Saturday 8th Joon 2019
NUFC fans are not the only ones who are in turmoil on Tyneside!
The other 'black n whites' from across the sacred Tyne river, Gatesheed F.C. have b een demoted from The National Leegue to The National Leegue North, after financial iregualities from their former far east owner!
2 Heedbanger fans have bought the club and the hope is that they can play at Gatesheed Stadium next season, after bein' kicked oot of their home by Gatesheed council for non payment of rent!
There is relief however, as it could have been much worse and they could have ended up in the Northern Leegue or worse!
They will have a few derbies as well, against arch rivals The Spartans of Blyth, Darlo and Spennymoor Toon.
We wish them well!
NUFC fans are not the only ones who are in turmoil on Tyneside!
The other 'black n whites' from across the sacred Tyne river, Gatesheed F.C. have b een demoted from The National Leegue to The National Leegue North, after financial iregualities from their former far east owner!
2 Heedbanger fans have bought the club and the hope is that they can play at Gatesheed Stadium next season, after bein' kicked oot of their home by Gatesheed council for non payment of rent!
There is relief however, as it could have been much worse and they could have ended up in the Northern Leegue or worse!
They will have a few derbies as well, against arch rivals The Spartans of Blyth, Darlo and Spennymoor Toon.
We wish them well!
Friday, 7 June 2019
"A SIGN OF THE TIMES"?
Posted '2:15pm bells' Friday 7th Joon 2019
Most of the ugly red, white and blue advertisin' signs, which have blighted SJP for years, have finally foond their 'rightful place' in a rubbish skip underneath The Milburn Stand!
We were told that they had been taken down for "cleaning", but just how do you clean advertisin' signs in a rubbish skip?
Wor eagle eyed paparazzi fotogrifaa took this exclusive fotograaf this mornin' as he passed the groond!
We have nee idea if this has anythin' to see with the proposed takeower, but we can only hope it's TRUE and that we will finally get rid of wor 'muthaa in law' 'The Fat Controller', who has been an uninvited 'get'--"sorry!" 'guest', for the past 12 bleak years!
We live in hope!ð
"IZ THAT A WASHIN' MACHINE--LIKE?"
Most of the ugly red, white and blue advertisin' signs, which have blighted SJP for years, have finally foond their 'rightful place' in a rubbish skip underneath The Milburn Stand!
We were told that they had been taken down for "cleaning", but just how do you clean advertisin' signs in a rubbish skip?
Wor eagle eyed paparazzi fotogrifaa took this exclusive fotograaf this mornin' as he passed the groond!
We have nee idea if this has anythin' to see with the proposed takeower, but we can only hope it's TRUE and that we will finally get rid of wor 'muthaa in law' 'The Fat Controller', who has been an uninvited 'get'--"sorry!" 'guest', for the past 12 bleak years!
We live in hope!ð
Thursday, 6 June 2019
TAKEOWER LATEST! ----"ZZZZzzzz!!!!"
Posted 'high noon bells' Thorzday 6th Joon 2019
We divvint naa if this meeenz anythin' or not, but me mobile 'telling bone' has been gannin ballistic in the last 24 hours!
We divvint naa if this meeenz anythin' or not, but me mobile 'telling bone' has been gannin ballistic in the last 24 hours!
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