Friday, 21 June 2019

TOON ST'RIP OFF'!

Posted '1:59pm bells' Friday 21st Joon 2019

It has been revealed by wor 'little sister' 'The Times' of London, that NUFC's new home shirt iz the most expensive in The Premyaa Leegue at an eye waaterin' £65 for a large, short sleeved adult shirt!

The club tell us that its "A tribute" to the Fairs Cup winning shirt from 1969?, but it looks nowt like it and iz one of the worst Toon shirts we have ever seen!
One thick black stripe doon the front and two thick white stripes to each side with the rest 'aall black' iz nothing like the 1969 iconic version and already fans have said they won't buy it!
Who are they tryin' to kid?
IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

THE FAIRS CUP SHIRT FROM 1969
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!?

Meeenwhile!---and az you'd expect!---there iz absolutleee NEE news aboot Rafa's contract, which runs oot in 9 days----the possible takeower---or any new incomin' players----but "YES!" come and buy wor new extortionately priced home shirt, "yoo gullible idiots!"

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