|"YES MAN WANTED!---APPLY WITHIN!"|
Both Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger have ruled themselves oot of the current vacant managers job at NUFC
Jose saying that a top 8, 9 or 10 finish is 'not for him' and that he wants to join a club who want to win things and Arsene has more or less said the same!
Reeely, it doesn't matter who takes ower, the fans are in revolt and news that several players in wor paper thin squad now 'want a transfor' comes az nee suprize whatsoever!
In othaa words, the whole sorry mess iz aboot to 'implode' and a doonward spiral will surely follow now!
Supermac haz said on SKY today that aall 'The Fat Controller' wants iz "A yes man!" who will grovel, not complain, tow the line and pick up hiz meagre wages (in comparison to Rafa's) and try against aall the odds to keep us up!
Sean Longstaff iz reportedly taalkin to Moan United 'az we speak' and more are sure to follow!
'Fat Sam the Ugly Man' haz 'hoyed hiz hat into the ring' and said "Who wouldn't want to manage them!"
This iz the same fat conman who danced a 'jig of delight' when hearin' the news that we were relegated when he woz manager of the SMBs!
Don't be suprized if 'The Fat Controller' appoints him, just to annoy us even more!
|FAT SAM HEAR'S THAT NUFC HAVE BEEN RELEGATED!|
The usual 'suspects' have aalso been mentioned like Gary Monk, Moyzzy and Alan Pardew, etc etc!!! "Yes men every one!"
Wor anly hope it seems iz IF the takeower will happen IF it ever does!----or else--in the words of Private Frazer off 'Dads Army'----