RAFA IZ DRIVEN INTO WOR TRAININ' GROOND AT
BREAK-NECK SPEED ORLIER TODAY
(Geordie Times excluuusive!)
News reaches us from wor paparazzi fotogrifaa that Rafa the Gaffer haz returned unexpectedly to wor trainin ground in Benton.
We hord news yesterday through the grapevine that aall club employeeez were asked to come to work today smartly dressed, for some unexplained reason? (foreign visitors perhaps from the middle east?)
We have ne idea if the above 2 news stories meen anything at aall---BUT! we live in hope of course!
The Geordie Times will of course keep yoo, wor loyal reeeders informed of any forthaa developments az they happen!