THE TOON V NEE WHERE NEAR BRIGHTIN (OR HOVE) *** PREMYAA LEEGUE!

 Posted ‘high noon 🕛 bells 🔔 Saturday 2nd May 2026

“NO! ITS NOT THE VIEW FROM THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER!••• ITS THE VIEW FROM LEVEL 7 IN THE MILBURN STAND!”

Havin lost wor previous 5 games, NUFC really MUST get sumik oot if the game v Brightin this afternooon!

We havvint beaten them for ages az we slide doon the table! (The last 6 times we have played them!)

The Toon are actually on the same number of points away from a European place and a relegation place with 42 points—8 points eethaa way!⬇️⬆️⁉️

Anthony Gordon iz back in the fray, while Joelinton retornz after hiz 2 game ban!

Fab Schar, Emil Krafth and Tino Livramento are still crocked!

The very fact that we are now lookin nervously ower wor shoulders at the last relegation place and not a place in Europe, iz something The Geordie Times never expected to see again, when the PIF took ower!— But here we are!