AZ IT STANDS!

 Posted ‘high noon bells 🔔’ Wedinzday 6th May 2026

It’s a very sad state of affairs, az it’s iz still mathematically possible in May, for NUFC to be relegated IF we lose wor last 3 games and The Jellied Eels Mob of West Ham win theirs by big scores!— They will then be equal on points!

Wor goal difference iz minus 2, while West Ham’s iz minus 19, so the very, very unlikely scenario iz az follows!

NUFC lose 3-0 at The Friar Tuck Mob of Nottingham

Goal difference minus 5  45points

West Ham beat The Arse 3-0 at home

Goal difference minus 16   39 points

NUFC lose 3-0 at home to WEST HAM!

Goal difference NUFC minus 8   45 points

Goal difference West Ham minus 13         42 points

NUFC lose 3-0 at The Cottage Pie Brigade of Fulhim in wor last game

Goal difference minus 11   45 points

WEST HAM beat Leeedz 3-0 in their last game

Goal difference minus 10  45 points

This sequence of events surely cannot happen!—-surely?