Saturday, 23 January 2021

THE HAZBEENZ AND VILLANS V THE TOON *** TOONEET!

 Posted '2:16pm bells' Saturday 23rd January 2021



 "JUST LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING!"

Toooneet at '8 bells' we heed for Villa Park, or shud I say the team does, while we heed for wor tellys and laptops in wor hooses to watch on! (in trepidation!)
Just wot formation and line up Bruce will use for this game, is anybody's guess??? (Chuck 10 possible formations in the air and pick the first one that hits the groond!)

News that wor 'beloved owner'? 'The Fat Controller', iz panickin' a bit, reaches us, az we slide doon the table towards the relegation zone---and az a result, Bournemoooth's number 2 Graeme Jones iz (predicted) to 'assist' Bruce and hiz coachin' team!
We can see where 'The Fat Controller' iz comin' from!--- He can't afford to sack old 'Broken Nose' and hiz backroom staff, so he haz told Bruce that he iz bringin' in somebody to try and change things, before it's tooo late----whether he likes it or not! (Bruce says he iz in full agreement with this, but readin' between the lines, he iz just towin' the line to keep hiz job and save face!)
At the end of the day (apart from gettin' dark!) Bruce iz just a puppet on a string, like wor MD, Penfold!

                     
             More 'Brucey' news from Twitter and The papers







BRUCE HAZ A SARCASTIC DIG AT RAFA!
(RAFA HAZ LEFT CHINAA AND IZ LOOKIN 
FOR A POST IN THE PREMYAA LEEGUE!)

INSERT THE FIVE LETTER WORD THAT IZ MISSIN'!

A full Geordie Times Laptop match report will appear here sometime later!

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