Posted 'midneet bells' Friday 19th March 2021, and updated from 'high noon bells', onwards
The next two days will surely divine wor season, as Fulim take on Leeedz at Craven Cottage tooneet and a win for the home side will drop us to the 3rd relegation spot! A bad omen is that Leeedz havint won in London for 3 years, but aall Toon fans will be hopin that they can finally put this hoodoo to bed!
Then tomorrow 'The Toon' travel to the south coast to play wor most important game of the season so far, when we take on Brightin at The Amex!
And a bad omen for THAT iz WE havent beaten them in 8(EIGHT!) attempts in the Premyaa Leegue and unbelievably we have scored just 1(ONE!) solitary goal against them in aall eight games!!! (Pathetic!)
Brucey says that he wants the same spirit az we showed in the Villa game last Friday! (see above photo!)
Win and we gan back above both Fulim and Brightin!
Draw or lose and we stay 3rd bottom if Fulim win!
Updated 'high noon bells' onwards
"I'm in Denial" Bruce press conference this mornin'
"I only want what's best for the club and over the last few months in particular, I haven't been good enough to get the results that this club demands!" (A complete contradiction if yoo ask us!) In other words, I'm not good enough but I won't resign coz I want my 4 million!
"We are out of our bad period!" (Draw,Draw,Draw,Lost,Lost?)
(NUFC are the anly top flight club not to have won any of wor last 5 games!) Bruce again: "Can we get 17/18 points in the last 10 games?" (To end up with 45/46 points!!!!!)(Can pigs fly?🐷?)
(We would need to average nearly 2 points a game to get that!---current average ONE point per game!)
Update after the Fulim game here ⇊ at '10:00pm bells'🙏
*Great news from The Cottage! Leeedz won 2-1 which meenz a win tomorrow at Brightin will take us 5 points clear of Fulim with a game in hand az well!
So pleeeze, pleeeeeze Brucey, for gods sake dont try and play for a goalless draw!
Beleeeve it or not I couldn't bare to watch tooneets game, so I watched a documentary aboot the Bronte sisters on mee laptop instead!I'm a Bronte fanatic now!----Must do this more often when rival relegation rivals play!