THE TOON v THE HAZBEENZ & VILLIANS *** TOONEET AT '8:00 BELLS'

 Posted from '7:00pm bells' onwards, Friday 12th March 2021

NUFC play another must win, must win game tooneet v Villa at SJP

With just 11 games left to save worsels, things are gettin desperate az we are just one point above Fulim in the relegation zone!

Below are "I'm' in Denial" Bruce's programme notes from tooneets game!?

It woz 7 or 8 teams in trouble last week---now its 5 or 6 ?

Updates will be posted below az we watch on nervously from Geordie Times HQ on wor laptop!

*The glow of the floodlights at St. James' Park from Geordie Times HQ at '7:09pm bells'

*'7:40 bells'  Joelinton iz 60/1 to have 2 heeders on target!

No joke!  SkyBet

*Commentator: "Not one Newcastle player in the team has scored more than one goal this season!"

RIP  GLENN ***LOST BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!

*4th min: Fraser shot on target at Leazes End

*HT 0-0  1 shot from NUFC!     A nil-nil draw looks wor best outcome az Villa are better team!

Possession 50/50

*Hour mark: nee forthaa shots on goal so far!

*shot on target for Villa's Target----on hiz own goal!!!

*81st min: Murphy hits bar at Gallowgate End!

*85th min: goal for Villa  og by Clark!  Oh no!

88th Carroll on   too little tooo late!? 

94th minute: GOAL FOR TOON   LASCELLES HEEDER!

FT 1-1   GOT OOT OF JAIL!

FOR NOW!!!!

Post match!

NUFC have now won just 2 games oot of the last 19 and wor manager said this!

He can't coont! It's THREE! (Wolves1-1, WBA 0-0 and Villa!)

Footnote: Wor number 6 defender Jamaal Lascelles, haz now scored two goals in the last two home games!

Wor number 9 striker Joelinton, hazzint scored in ANY home games this season, stretchin back some 7 months!

ie: Play wor number 6 up front and play Joelinton at cards, Steve!

♣️♦️♠️♥️⬅️ NOT a love heart!