Sunday, 28 March 2021

HAVE A BREAK, HAVE À BACON SARNIE!!

 Posted '8:42pm bells' Sunday 28th March 2021


Wor 'little sister' The Sunday Times, today reports that a health expert haz said that prosessed meat like bacon is bad for your brain and can cause loss of memory and brain damage!

After the short winter break, wor 'larger than lard' manager, "I'm in Denial' Bruce, mishord a question from a reporter when he asked, "How's the BREAK then, Steve!"

Bruce, with his mind on other things, replied, "How's the BACON, did ye say?" to roars of laughter from the assembled press! (The one and anly time this haz happened!)

Nee explanation needed now, for wor terrible run of form of late!

(2 wins in 20 games!)




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