Posted ‘high noon π bells π’ Sunday 20th July 2025
“WHERE’S WOR STRIKER GONE!?”π€
The biggest worry for me , wasn’t the shambolic 4-0 defeat, but the fact that Alexander Isak wasn’t included in the 25 man squad that travelled to Glasgow!
I got that shock news from Toon fan ‘Mark Mini Mags’ on mee mobile ‘telling bone’ π±π¦΄ an hour before kick off, az we were drinkin in Rutherglen, not too far from Celtic Park!
The less said aboot the match, watched by ower 10,000 Toon Travellers behind the right hand goal in both the lower and upper tiers of the South Stand!
THE TOON FANS, MANY DRESSED WITH UNION JACK FLAGS AND HATS AND SINGIN’ ANTI IRA SONGS TO GOAD THE CELTIC FANS! (NOTE THE EMPTY SEATS IN THE CELTIC CORNER!)Willock’s calamitous tackle to give a penalty away for the 1st goal, ‘The Pope’ (of aall people) mistiming hiz run oot of goal to leave an open goal for a simple tap in to put us 2-0 doon bang on half time
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Chaotic defending for both the 3rd and 4th goals in the 2nd period, az half of the away following were AWAY by the time the 4th goal went in!
Attendance: 40,000 (More than 10,000 Toon fans to watch this debacle!)
A bad day at ‘the office’ if ever there woz one and to compoond wor misery even forthaa, their woz nee trolly service in 1st class on the train from Edinburgh to The Toon, az the staff said it “wasn’t safe” with SO many Toon fans on the train! (Total bollix!)(Normally yoo get tea/coffee/booze/sarnies/crisps/ hot food/etc! —and there were loads of complaints to the lazy staff!)
And on the train back aa looked at Eddie Howe’s after match comments on mee ‘telling bone’ and he said that he “Was confident” that Isak would still be at NUFC when the transfor window closes! ‘Confident but NOT certain’ woz the message I got! (At the end of the day, it’s NOT hiz ‘call’, it’s up to wor Saudi owners!)
Their ambition to be ‘NUNBER ONE’ will NOT happen if we sell wor best players!—FULL STOP!⚫️
MAGICAL MYSTERY BOOZER REPORT 2025-2026
In total 5 boozers were visited in Rutherglen and Edinburgh!
001 CHAPMANS, RUTHERGLENCHAPMANS, PLUS MONUMENT
INSIDE CHAPMANS
002 AN RUEDH-GHLEANN
004 THE PICTURE HOUSE, RUTHERGLEN
005 THE PENNY BLACK, EDINBURGH
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