Posted ‘high noon 🔔 bells’ Thorzday 31st July 2025
“KO’D BY THE K LEEGUE!”
In 33 degrees heat NUFC lost 1-0 to a team from the Soooth Korea K Leegue in The Suwan World Cup Stadium!
Watchin the game from a secret location on a pirate 🏴☠️ fire 🔥 stick, aa missed nearly half an hour of the game coz aa couldn’t find the reet channel! A frantic phone caall to Mark Mini Mags, who told me to gan to ‘JP IPTV’ ‘game 02’ which said Barnet v Newport? Aa logged in and hay presto wor game came on!???
A’d anly been watchin for a couple of minutes to see a Korean player waltz through wor defence and fire a shot past The Pope in The Toon goal to put us 1-0 behind! HT 1-0 doon!
We had a couple of chances in but he 2nd half through Osalu and Gordon, but we didn’t have a killer striker like the one who didn’t travel to Asia and who allegedly haz downed tools for hiz dream move to a certain club in north west Ingerland! (I Fink yoo naa who I mean!?)
Anyway! we just couldn’t find a way to get the equaliser and suffered wor 3rd defeat in a row this pre season!
To make matters worse the picture froze near the end of the game and when it ‘unfroze’ a couple of minutes later, Joe Willock woz lying on a stretcher and carried off!
Wor paper thin squad iz even thinner now!🙈
Attendance in the secret location hoose: Very, very few!
Sporz are next in Seoul on Sunday in another high noon bells kick off!
Watch this space to see just where The NUFC mad-sad Tellyhoppers watch THIS game! (3 different tellys in 2 games!) Wonderbar, Shearer’s Bar and The Secret Location Hoose!
Special thanx to ‘Paul the Englishman’ and ‘International Russ-cue’ for the pix from Asia so far!
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