THE TOON V THE ARSE IN SINGAPORE ON SUNDAY

 Posted ‘high noon 🕛 🔔 bells’ Saturday 25th July 2025

A TOON FAN WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS (IN THE PINK?) CAALLED ‘PAUL THE ENGLISHMAN’ WITH ‘THE POPE’S ( The Toon goalie’s) MAMMY AND DADDY!

NUFC start wor pre season tour of Asia tomorrow dinnaatime when we take on The Arse at The National Stadium!

The Geordie Times haz sent wor cheeef paparazzi photographer ‘Paul the Englishman’ to take a few photos of the proceedings while he iz there and in Soooth Korea in the next part of the tour!

EX TOON PLAYER JOHN BERESFORD WITH WOR MAN IN PINK? (Iz it gay pride day in Singapore?)🤔

Someone asked me why I wozzint gannin? and I replied:

 “If yoo lend me 5 grand then I will gan!” (The estimated cost of travel, booze, hotels and scran!)

“But I won’t be able to pay yoo back coz I’ve just raided mee piggy bank and there iz precisely £5.23 in loose change, a 2 Euro coin and a ring pull from a beer can”!

Hiz response woz deathly silence!

A match report on the game (From Shearer’s Bar or Wonderbar in the Toon!) will be forthcoming on Munday sometime!

TOON FANS “ON THE HOY” IN SINGAPORE! 🇸🇬 

Az per usual “Watch this space intentleee!”