Posted '6:00pm bells' Friday 9th October 2020
Richard Disasters, er! sorry, 'Masters', haz said that the government shud treat fans fairly and let us back into top flight groonds!
It's just a pity that he DIDN'T treat NUFC fans the same way when hiz delayin' tactics in the PIF takeower saga infuriated fans and wor beloved? owner, 'The Fat Controller'---az well az the Saudis of course!
We now hear that there are plans to charge fans EXTRA to watch games on the telly----nee doubt approved by 'Disasters' and The Premyaa Leegue hierarchy!
And divvint forget, fans like 'little old me' are on the 10 year deal and NUFC are STILL takin' direct debits from me (and many othaa fans) for THIS season, when we aall naa that we are very unlikely to be let back in before March next year at the soonest!
Thats a disgrace and I for one will NOT under ANY circumstances pay extra to watch on Sky, BT or any othaa outlet!And wor message to aall Toon fans iz: "DIVVINT PAY IT!"--
Instead I will (alledgedly!) tune in to a 'dodgy website channel'----and there are plenty of those!
Az pubs are aalmost certainly to be closed again next week, this iz the anly way to watch withoot payin 'through the nose'!
Disasters Masters (his new name!) iz a hypocrite of the highest order, and will dee ANYTHING to fill the black hole left because of empty stadiums!
Masters➡️🥶🔫⬅️This is a hair dryer---(Couldn't find a gun in emojis) (So a hair dryer will have to do!--so he will be fried alive instead!)
They had a way oot of course, they could have approved the takeower---AND the Saudis offered them a 'kings ransom' TV deal az well, which woz rejected by the Premyaa Leegue! (2 'disasters' of the highest order!)
The whole thing will unravel soon, which sorves them reet, if yoo ask us!
Az the old sayin ganz:
"WOT GANZ AROOND, COMES AROOND!"
Updated '11:00am bells' Saturday
We have just hord that 19 oot of the 20 Premyaa Leegue clubs voted in favour of the £14.95 charge!
Anly 'The Basil Brush Brigade' of Lestaa voted against it!
Shame on 'The Fat Controller' and the othaa 18 owners!
Well done the Lestaa owners, the anly ones who care aboot their fans!