Posted '9:00pm bells' Thorsday 1st October 2020
Followin' NUFCs narrow win ower Leegue 2 Newport last neet, we await the draw for the qwaataa finals which will take place after The Liverbirds game against The Arse ! (KO '7:45 bells')
Teams through to this stage are: NUFC, Moan U, The Blue Moonies, Brentfaad, Sporz, The Toffee Noses and The P*ss Potts of Stoke andwe have just hord that The Arse are through 5-4 on penalties after a 0-0 draw after 90 mins
The Geordie Times will bring yoo the news az soon az we find oot aroond aboot the '10 bells' mark!
Az per usual---"Watch this space!"
Updated '10:10pm bells'
"OH NO! NOT BRENTFAAD AWAY! ANOTHER NEW GROOND WE CANNIT GAN TEE!!!"
"SOMEONE UP THERE DOESN'T LIKE US!
IT'S THE BAT OUT OF HELL!"