Posted '9:01am bells' Saturday 3rd October 2020
"THE MAGICAL MYSTERY GROONDS TOUR!"
'The Geordie Times' intends to gan to a new non leegue groond at '3:00 bells' this afternooon, before heedin for Rosies Bar to watch wor home game v Bornley 200 yards away from SJP at '8:00 bells'!
Word of warnin'! The odds of the game finishin' in a goal-less draw are 7/1! 😴 Clark, Dummett and Matty Longstaff are still oot, but Saint-Maximin iz said to make a retorn after injury! (hopefully!)
Anyway! The new 'mystery' groond in question izn't too far away and az we cannit watch 'The Toon' on ANY new groonds for the foreseeable future, 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' will be heedin' south to get wor 'fix'
Aall will be revealed on Sunday!
A 'mad-sad tellyhoppers' match reports from NUFCs game will appear here come Sunday neet az well!
Az per usual! ---"Watch this space!"