Posted '2:15pm bells' Wedinzday 3rd November 2021
News that 'Dick' Emery haz torned doon the NUFC job reached The Geordie Times az aa woz drivin past Leeedz on the M1
Unbelievably wor former MD 'Penfold' did the negotiations but in hiz words "Just couldn't get it over the line!"
(Hiz usual excuse!)
Just why he didn't leave at the same time az The Fat Controller' iz baffling to say the least!
THE SEACH GANS ON! With Eddie Howe who got Bournemoooth relegated iz the new bookies favorite to get the job!!!!
The new owner need to get rid of 'Penfold' az soon az possible! (He used to be the office boy when Russell Cushing woz secretary at NUFC!)