Posted '5:00pm bells' Friday 19th November 2021
News that the NUFC MD iz now the former NUFC MD, haz reached 'The Geordie Times'!
He started off az a 'stamp licker' office boy to former secretary Russell Cushing and woz promoted to MD by wor previous owner 'The Fat Controller'! (????)
He negotiated the appointment of 'The Wally with the Brolly', Steve McClaren az manager and said at the time that he woz, "The perfect fit for the job!"
10 months later NUFC were RELEGATED to the Championship! (Say no more!)
The anly thing to get rid of now are them AAFUL SD signs that blight wor groond!
Then we can finally get wor club back!