Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 16th November 2021
Harry Kane went very close to scorin 5 goals in Ing-er-land's 10-0 record win ower San Marino yesterday!
He got 4, includin 2 penalties, before bein' substituted on the hour mark!
This meeenz that 'Supermac' (Malcolm Macdonald), who scored a record breakin' 5 goals against Cyprus at Wembley in 1975, in a European Championship qualifier, STILL HOLDS THE GOALS RECORD for an Inglish player in a competitive game!
And he did it az an NUFC player of course!
Long may this record stand!
"Supermac superstar, how many goals have yoo scored so far?"