While the NUFC takeower gathers at pace, news reaches us from mackemland that sund'lind fans are far from happy with their owner 'Donald the Duck-Egg', who apparently used their £25 million parachute payment to buy the club off Ellis Shortarse!
A £20.5 million 'black hole' has been foond in their accounts, which has stopped Michael Dell the 25th richest man in the world, from buying them for £35 million! (Nearly one tenth of NUFCs purchase price!)
Donald has responded to the angry criticism with the followin' statement!
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