Sunday, 10 May 2020

"THIEVES--THIEVES--TRAMPS AND THIEVES!"

Posted '2:55pm bells' Sunday 10th May 2020

While the NUFC takeower gathers at pace, news reaches us from mackemland that sund'lind fans are far from happy with their owner 'Donald the Duck-Egg', who apparently used their £25 million parachute payment to buy the club off Ellis Shortarse!

A £20.5 million 'black hole' has been foond in their accounts, which has stopped Michael Dell the 25th richest man in the world, from buying them for £35 million! (Nearly one tenth of NUFCs purchase price!)
Donald has responded to the angry criticism with the followin' statement!

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