"BRUCE'S CRAZY EXCUSES!"
The Toon players returned to trainin yesterday after a two month absence, because of 'the bat out of hell' virus!
And before they'd even started trainin' old 'Broken Nose Bruce' woz comin' oot with probably his most ridiculous excuse to date, when he said that due to the lack of trainin', "The players would faall doon like a pack of cards!", due to their unexpected break!
Howay maan Steev!, these are athletes of the highest order, who have home gyms and very large gardens to exersise and keep fit in, durin their enforced lay off!
And aall the other 19 Premyaa Leegue teams are in 'the same boat' as well, divvint forget!
Reeely!--- we shudint even be even 'fink'-in aboot restarting the Leegue, when there are still hundreds of unfortunate souls dyin' every day!
Stay fit in your gyms lads and aanly retorn when it iz safe to do so!----ie when it's safe for fans to gan back az well--and not before!
Playin in empty stadiums with 'canned' crowd noise, cardboard cut oot fans and blow up sex dolls in the stands, is NOT the answer!
Stay safe lads and resume playin' the remainin' games then!---and not before!
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