"BRING ON THE SCOUSERS!" (OR NOT AZ THE CASE MAY BE!)

Posted '3:00pm bells' Sunday 17th May 2020

VIEW FROM 'THE TOON AWAY END' OF ST. MARY'S STADIUM, SOOOTHAMPTON

SATURDAY 7th MARCH 2020---THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED!

At this exact moment in time, NUFC shud have been kickin' off against 'The Liverbirds' in the very last Premyaa Leegue match of the season at SJP in front of a sellout 52,300 crowd!

Instead of sittin' in mee usual seat in row 'B' seat '97' of The Milburn Stand balcony --a'm sittin' in mee usual seat on mee settee in wor hoose, deein this article on mee lap top, to pass the time away!

The Jawman Bundezleeega returned yesterday with the derby between Borussia Dortmund and Shalke 04 played behind closed doors, with 81,000 empty places! (and NO!--aa didn't watch it az aa havvint got BT---and mee local boozer which haz BT iz closed az well---for some reason?)

However! Jawmany's death rate from 'the bat out of hell's virus is much, much lower (40 yesterday) than here in the UK and we feel that it MUST be much lower than the 400 or so that are sadly dyin' every single day, for us to retorn to action! (By much lower aa meen ZERO deaths!)

We will find oot in the next week or so if games here will aalso be played BCD, while we twiddle wor thumbs and drink broon ale from the nearest off licence! (and hope and pray that the NUFC takeower FINALLY happens?)

Oh! Wot I would dee to watch a game of live futbaall, az it's now 71 days since we saw The Toon in action away at Sooothampton, where we won 1-0! (and aa don't meen a 'live' game on the telly in mee front livin' room!)

If it aint safe to watch it from a stand seat, then it aint safe for players to play on the pitch!
We shud wait until that day before resumin'----whenever that day may be!????

PS: It's just been on telly, daily death rate doon to 170 in the UK----still 170 too many, but a doonward trend at least!