"GEORDIE TIMES RULES OK!"
The Geordie Times haz reached two milestones in the last few days, when both the UK and the USA recorded 200,000 and 60,000 pageviews respectively!
It's ironic to say the least that we are gettin' more 'hits' durin the lockdoon, than we did when we reported on Toon games we had attended!
Shear boredom with nee matches or pubs to gan tee, undoubtedly had yoo scourin' the internet for anything written on The Toon or the takeower in the last 2 months!
The takeower haz had more twists and torns and ups and downs than a rollercoaster at a funfair and iz STILL ongoin' after SIX weeks of investigation into 'human rights' and 'piracy' in the fit and propaa porsons test!
Anothaa 'spanner' haz been hoyed into the works today, with the media reportin' that the takeower iz in jepody, due to new piracy claims by the World Trade Organisation!----when will it ever end and when oh when will The Premyaa Leegue give us a decision --- one way or the othaa!?
Anyway!---enough of that! (for now!)
Below iz a list of the top ten countries and territories that have visited The Geordie Times pages, which now number 428,000 in total from around the world and the planet Mars!---and we thank each and every one of yoo for visitin this 'advort free' website!
1: (The old) UK ***200,000
2: The USA *** 60,500
3: The Ukraine *** 24,500
4: The Israelites ***24,000
5: Jawmany *** 18,500
6: Rushaa *** 14,500
7: (Lost in) France *** 9,500
8: Hong Kong *** 7,500
9: (Mee old) Chinaa *** 6,000
10: The Guinness Republic: 6,000
And finally, a message from the planet Mars!
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"
"WHEY AYE MAAN!"