|"THE HANDSHAKES WILL STOP FORTHWITH!|
DOCTOR'S ORDERS! (or NOT, az the case may be!)
On Friday wor heed coach 'Broken Nose Bruce' said that wor respected club doctor has ordered that the customary 'shaking of hands' between players and staff at wor trainin groond in Benton should stop immediately because of the threat of the coronavirus outbreak!
In wor press conference, Bruce reiterated this and said the players and staff would no langer shake hands with ANYBODY!
And then just a day later on Saturday before wor match v Bornley, guess wot happened???--- The Toon and Bornley players indeed, shook hands with each other and the match officials!!!???
|"Just wot the doctor DIDN'T order!"|
"Yi couldn't possibly make it up!"