HOTEL QUARANTINE PLAN FOR PLAYERS PLANNED!

Posted '5:30pm bells' Tuesday 31st March 2020

  A MEMBER OF THE FA ISSUES A STARK WARNING!

"STAY HOME!"---"AND WATCH IT ON THE TELLY!"
"DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!"---"WE NEED THE MONEY!"

Desperate measures have been mooted by The Premyaa Leegue, az they have a daft plan to put players in strict quarantine for a month, away from their families---and condense the remainin games into a 4 week period, from the beginning to the end of Joon! (The UEFA deadline for completin' games for this season!)
The players would spend their time between trainin' groonds, stadiums and hotels and cram 3 games in a week to avoid contractual and legal complications!

It's said that AALL the 92 games left to be played, could be played in London and Bormingham BEHIND CLOSED DOORS at 3 venues and that fans could stay at home and watch it on the f*****' telly! (NO WAY!---If it's safe for players to play then it should be safe for fans to watch games LIVE!------I am SICK of bein' stuck in the hoose aalready---just like the rest of yooz!) Eethaa play games with fans present, or don't play at aall til it's safe to do so! 

It's a crazy idea and would need the co-operation of AALL players to get the games on!---But hang on just a minute!----players are human beings just like the rest of us and several, for example, have tested 'positive' for the virus at West Ham (8 aa 'fink'?) and some at Lestaa----so how could they play?

Personally, mee 'finx' that if the games ARE behind closed doors, then the whole thing will be farcical with teams forced to play 3 games every 5 days!---and aall in a desperate bid NOT to loose the lucrative telly money, az the death toll in the UK in the last day alone iz nearly 400!
Yet The FA have told lower non leegue clubs that THEIR seasons work will be declared null and void! (One rule for the rich---and one for the poor!)

We were told on Friday that this could gan on for SIX months--or langer!----Surely the players health should be the number one priority?---('social distancing' and aall that!)----but MEGA MONEY talks---Just ask wor 'beloved'? owner 'The Fat Controller', who iz takin' season ticket money from Toon fans for NEXT season aalready, while othaas like Man U, Brightin and Lestaa are to defer payments for fans who have lost their jobs durin' this difficult time!

We await with baited breath az to just wot will happen next!???