Thursday, 12 March 2020

TO BE OR NOT TO BE *** THAT IZ THE QUESTION!???

Posted '1:02pm bells' Thorsday 12th March 2020

With aall sports worldwide are now in total meltdoon because of the coronavirus pandemic, we fully expect that future futbaall games, will eethaa be played behind closed doors OR suspended until forthaa notice!
Inter Milan players have been placed in quarantine after a Juventus player haz caught the virus (Who they played last week!)

UEFA are considerin suspendin' aall European competitions az we speak and wor Prime minister Boris 'Karloff' Johnson iz at a COBRA meetin today and one of the two above options are expected to happen!

Personally, we at 'The Geordie Times' 'fink' that suspendin' games until forthaa notice iz the preferred option, az game withoot fans in empty stadiums will be farcical!
Chris Wilder the Sheff U manager agrees----the team we are supposed to be playin in front of 52,000 fans at SJP on Saturday---but will there be 52,000 empty seats????

Pubs and clubs are to be banned from showin games live because they will be packed oot az a consequence, so wots the point if neebody can watch???

An announcement from Number '10' iz expected sometime this afternoon and we will of course bring yoo the outcome!

Az William Shakespeare might say:
"To be or NOT to be----that iz the question!"???       

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