Friday, 27 March 2020

THE WHEEL OF FORTUN(ATE!)

Posted '2:05pm bells' Friday 27th March 2020



"SPIN THE KEY TO SEE WOT YOO WILL DEE!"

Well it's finally happened!
I have been told that my night shift truck run to Redditch from Team Valley, Gatesheed will stop immediately and I will be in lockdown like everybody else!
The main reason iz that customers have cancelled orders and I hardly brought any carpets and flooring up last neet from Worcestershire!

However!---With nee futbaall or pubs to gan tee, a mate caalled Russ (aalso known az 'International RUSScue') haz devised a cunning plan to keep us aall occupied and stop us gannin completleee mad!!

I have copied hiz 'blueprint' and drawn a circle on a piece of card with a pin in the middle and a hoose key hangin from the pin and divided the card into sections!
30% for housework, 30% for exercise, 30% for book reading  and 10% for a 'beer break'!-- and hung out on my kitchen waall.

I spun the key this mornin and amazingly it fell into the 'beer' section!
I will spin it every day and I promise to 'dee' whichever section the key points to!

Why dont yoo try it for yourself and see wot happens!
"BEST LUCK!"

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