2: The Crows Nest beer garden, Haymarket, Newcasil
I went to The Toon yesterday afternoon for some 'food' shoppin and daily exercise with mee little dog and woz shocked to see the city centre completleee dead on a Saturday!
Normally this iz the busiest day of the week for shoppers and revellers heedin for the 100's of pubs and clubs---and of course the 52,000 futbaall fans heedin for 'The Cathedral on the Hill' for their Saturday 'fix'!
("ER!--AALSO BOUGHT VEG
AND READY MEALS!")
With nowt open apart from 'Marks and Sparks' the street were deserted and so after purchasin' mee daily 'fix' of Broon Ale and othaa 'food', aa heeded for the beer garden of 'The Percy Arms', but they had stacked the tables and chairs on top of each othaa, with nee where to sit!
So off aa heeded for 'The Trent Hoose' instead, but again they had moved an ootside table, so aa had nee where to put mee 'DOG' (DOG iz Geordie slang for Newcasil Broon Ale!)
In desperation aa heeded for 'The Crows Nest' beer garden---and hey presto---aall the seats and tables were in place!
|"HELP!---MEE DOG'S DRINKIN' MEE 'DOG'!"|
So aa settled doon with mee 2 'DOGS' in perfect peace and tranquillity to 'doon' (drink) the broon nectar!-----Social distancin' for sure!
The Toon on a Saturday afternoon!
The perfect place for 'social distancin'!
"IZ THERE ANYBODY THERE?"
|'THE CENTRAL'! (STATION)---DESERTED!|
THE BIGG MARKET!---DESERTED!
("WOT!---ON A SATURDAY?")