Wednesday 11 March 2020

CORONA CHAOS CRISIS!

Posted '1:33pm bells' Wedinzday 11th March 2020

"SO GLAD WE ARE NOT IN EUROPEAN COMPETITIONS!"

Chaos haz ensued with European fixtures involving UK clubs, now to be played behind closed door, with Moan U, Chelski, Rangers and Wolves fans banned from travellin to their club's European ties, many have said that games should be postponed rathaa than bein played in front of empty stadiums!

The Arses Premyaa Leegue game v Man City haz bee called off tooneet, az some players and staff have come into contact with the owner of Greek club Olympiakos a fortneet ago, who haz went doon with the corona virus! 

Wolves have pleaded with UEFA to cancel their game with Olympiakos tomorrow, az  THEIR players could be at risk!

Total shut doon of futbaall and 'behind closed doors' games iz a real possibility now as a world wide pandemic haz been conformed!

Bizzarly, even Corona beer (which haz absolutlee nothin' to dee with the virus!) haz been affected, with unexpected losses of £132,000,000!!!!

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