THE TOON V THE BORNLEY HILLBILLIES *** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

Posted '1:35pm bells' Friday 28th February 2020

GREY'S MONUMENT ENTRANCE TO ELDON SQUARE 

IN THE CENTRE OF TOON!

"SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL!" (or NOT az the case maybe!)

*Sorry for repeatin' worsles---sorry for repeatin worsels!, but tomorrow's game v Bornley at SJP haz taken on yet anothaa 'must win'---'must not lose' game!

With 31 points 'on board', we need at least anothaa 10 points from the remainin 11 games to avoid 'the abyss' of  'The Championship' next season!

With less than an average of a goal a game (24 in 27)---and the very fact that wor non firing strikeforce haz just scored FOWER (4) goals between 6 of them aall season in Premyaa Leegue fixtures,(Joelinton(1), Almiron(2), Muto(0), Gayle(0), Saint-Maximin(1), Carroll(0))---meeenz that a low scorin' game iz forecast by us!

(Nee goals in wor last 3 games tells its own sorry tale!) 

'The Hillbillies' from across the Pennines are on 'a roll' with wins at Moan U and Sooothampton in their last 2 away games and are unbeaten in their last 5 games aall told!

In contrast, NUFC have won just ONE of wor last 9 Premyaa Leegue games az we steadily slide doon the table----to 14th place az we speak!

Az lang az wor absent owner 'The Fat Controller' iz in charge and appoints 'run of the mill' 'yes men' managers like Pardew, McClaren, Carver, Joke Kinnear and Bruce, then we will aalways be in a relegation battle, with nee hope whatsoever of winnin' a major trophy!

NEW SIGN AT BENTON

TRAININ' GROOND!

Bizzarly, wor heed coach 'Broken Nose Bruce' haz ordered wor players not to shake hands, because of the coronavirus crisis, so it will be very interestin' indeed, when the teams line up for their pre match handshakes, to see wot exactleee happens???

The goals 'for' column doesn't lie!
NUFC are joint lowest scorers!

A 'Geordie Times' match report will appear here az per usual a day after the game (Sunday)----"Watch this space!"