STARRING 'PENFOLD' AZ STAN LAUREL AND
'THE FAT CONTROLLER' AZ OLIVER HARDY!
Sheff Wed's chairman is said to be absolutleee livid that wor 'beloved'? owner 'The Fat Controller', (pictured below) haz tried to get 'Broken Nose Bruce' through press leaks and NOT by direct contact with him!
NUFC thought they would get 'Broken Nose' on the cheap with a million quid to buy oot hiz contract!
The Wedinzday chairman would have 'non of it' and haz slapped a SIX million fee for hiz release!---The same aamoont az Rafa's contract woz!
Not anly that but they want even more for the release of Bruce's backroom staff who he wants to take with him!
This iz for a man who woz SIXTH choice to become wor next manager and who haz won absolutleee f**k aall in the major honours stakes az a manager, with TEN different clubs!
'The Fat Controller's 'general dogsbody' and MD known to Toon fans az 'Penfold' off the 'Danger Mouse' cartoon, (pictured below)haz been scourin' Europe in a desperate bid to find a new manager, anly to finally get one who wants to come,
"SINCIL BANK --NOT! SHANGHAI !"
'Broken Nose Bruce' iz still the Sheff Wed manager---and az we speak they are playin Lincoln in a pre season friendly today at Sincil Bank! (The Toon are off to Shanghai tomorrow!)
It's been reported on 'SKY' that an angry Wedinzday fan haz confronted him in the away dugoot and 'Broken Nose' woz roundly booood by the travellin' support!
There's no way back after that---IZ THERE!?