Thursday, 11 July 2019

"BROKEN PROMISES, BROKEN DREAMS, BROKEN HEARTS = BROKEN NOSE BRUCE!"

Posted '2:45pm bells' Thorsday 11th July 2019



        "IT'S LIKE SWAPPIN'"
"ONE OF THESE"

"FOR ONE OF THESE!!!"
 'The Geordie Times' prediction that 'Fat Sam the Ugly Man' would be wor next manager nearly came true, az 'Fat Sam' haz told Talksport that he woz approached by NUFC orlier this week aboot the vacant job!
He torned us doon, claimin' that he woz told that he wouldn't be in control of transfors (suprize!, suprize!) and that he thought it woz a bad idea to come back for a 2nd time (not addin' that the Toon fans "Hate hiz f****' guts!" and would be against him from day one!)

The dreaded news that wor 9th or 10th choice for 'The Poisoned Chalice' managers job,  to replace Rafa, IZ!--- 'Broken Nose Bruce' (coz the likes of Steve Gerrard, Martinez, Patrick Viera and Mikel Arteta didn't want to naa!) 
'Broken Nose' iz currently the manager of 'run of the mill' Championship club Sheffeeeld Wedinzday and iz said to be on Tyneside az we speak!

If yoo appoint a 'run of the mill' manager, then yoo will surely end up a 'run of the mill' club', like Hull City (relegated under hiz management!), Sheff Wed and Bormingham City (relegated under hiz management!) (3 of hiz former 10 (TEN!) clubs!)

The underwhelmin' and dreaded news iz expected to be announced tomorrow, sometime!
"It will be like swappin' a Rolls Royce for a battered Reliant Robin!"

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