|SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE BOWELS OF ST. JAMES' PARK!|
With Rafa gone, and with neebody to steer the rudderless ship for 2 days, the lunatics have retaken the NUFC asylum (ie: 'The Fat Controller' and hiz MD dogsbody, 'Penfold'!) and they have started the 'fire sale' aalready with a £30 million bid for wor top goalscorer Perez apparently excepted from Lestaa City
This iz sheer lunacy!--- To sell one of wor best players to an arch Premyaa Leegue rival withoot a replacement lined up, iz a recipe for Championship futbaall next season!
With wor 2nd top goalscorer, on loan Salamon Rondon back at West Brom with Dwight Gayle retornin' from there, wor forward line iz now depleated with little ower a month to get replacements through the door!
Pre season trainin' starts tomorrow with wor forst pre season game in China on July17th v Wolves
It's reported that Sean Longstaff iz ready to abandon the ship az well to Moan United for a reported £20 million, and so 'The Fat Controller' will have £50million in hiz back pocket az we heed for the iceberg next May!
Othaa saleable assets like Dubravka, Schar, Lejeune and Lascelles etc. could aalso follow to fatten this fat person's wallet even forthaa!
The impendin' takeower looks like wor anly hope, but this iz far from certain and aanothaa bleak season in the NUFC lunatic asylum looms, if it doesn't materialise!
"Watch oot for that iceberg!"