|RAFA WAVES A LAST GOODBYE AT FULIM!|
The revelation that the club knew that Rafa wouldn't extend his contract after hiz meetin' with 'The Fat Controller' and hiz general 'dogsbody' MD 'Penfold' on 16th May in London, reaches us!
It's absolutleee crazy and beggars belief that we havint appointed a new manager in the 8 weeks since they knew he wouldn't extent hiz contract---and with the new season aalmost upon us, things are gettin desperate, to say the least!
'The Geordie Times' believes that 'The Fat Controller' will appoint the man 'we aall love to hate' within the next few days, just to upset us even more!
And that man is!---
FAT SAM THE UGLY MAN! who revelled in wor relegation in 2016!
The reason we 'fink' that it will be HIM, is hiz record of saving clubs from relegation ---and the fact that he couldn't care less aboot playin boring defensive futbaall---az lang az he picks up hiz fat pay packet at the end of every month!---"ZZZZzzzz!!!!"
He 'hoyed hiz hat into the ring' 2 weeks ago, when he said:
"Who wouldn't want to manage them!"
And of course 'The Fat Controller' haz since said that he regrets sackin' him in the 2007-08 season when he took the reigns!
We shall soon find oot if wor prediction iz true (hopefully it iz NOT!) az we will then have TWO fat b*stards to hate!