|LETS HOPE THAT BRUCE ISN'T A 'FLY BY NIGHT'?|
*News reaches 'The Geordie Times' a day late?, that wor beloved? owner, known affectionatly? to Toon fans az 'The Fat Controller', flew to wor Benton trainin groond yesterday in hiz helicopter, to meet wor new 'heed coach' (but NOT manager!) for the 2nd (SECOND!) time in a week!
This iz half number of times that he met Rafa Benitez in three and a half years (4 meetings!)
We can anly come to the conclusion that 'The Fat Controller' didn't like Rafa from the start and woz pleased to get rid of a manager who simply wouldn't 'tow the line' and 'do az he woz told'!
'Broken Nose Bruce' iz the exact opposite and 'fits the bill porfectly' of a *subservient <(we naa aall the big words!), who 'WILL do az he iz told'!
Bruce even said that he had the 'final say' on wor new record signing Joelinton, who he'd NEVER seen play---and didn't realise the Brazilian couldn't speak a word of Inglish, until an interpreter translated Joe's words in the hastily arranged press conference at the trainin' groond!
AYE! this appointment looks like a case of 'Happy families' for certain and we can anly hope and pray that many more much needed signings by 'somebody else' happen in the next 2 weeks, before the summer transfor window closes!
We aall support NUFC and whoever iz in charge, we wish them well! (We've got no choice have we?)
Pardew, McClaren, Carver, and Joke Kinnear aall tried ---and failed miserably----lets hope that 'this time' it doesn't end in tears!
*'Subsevient' meaning = 'Prepared to obey others unquestioningly'