News that Rafa haz signed a £12 million deal with Chineeeze club Dalian Yifang FC, just one day after leavin' Tyneside, iz sad news for aall NUFC fans, especially when yoo hear him say that:
"He had lost trust in Newcastle. If those in charge (ONE fat man, actually) had my ambition, I would still be there!"
In response, wor 'beloved owner' ??? 'The Fat Controller' haz said that the prospective new owners didn't want him and that iz why hiz services were dispensed with, so, ie: "Don't blame me!"
But WOT NEW OWNERS!?----IZ this anothaa BLUFF, that IF the takeower DOESNT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, he can torn roond and say that Rafa's departure wasn't HIZ fault and expect us gullible idiots to believe that!?
The truth iz that, just like Rafa, NEE Toon fans trust anything he says anymore and that the whole chaotic situation could 'implode' and send us doon a snake and not up a ladder!
"YI COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!"
On Rafa's arrival for example, he woz told that the club had plans for the new trainin' groond.
Rafa says, "I was talking to the architect about changing a few things---and after 3 years---THEY PAINTED THE WALLS!"
(ie: NEE EXPENSE SPARED!)
"TORN OFF A STRIP!"
To add insult to injury, (and with VERY bad timin'!), the club launched wor new 'Fairs Cup' strip yesterday, which looks nowt like it!--- and in total contempt for the fan base, they said that we should, "FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE!", to buy the most expensive strip in The Premyaa Leegue (£65 for a large top!)
An emoji with hiz hand ower hiz face accompanied club's Twitter account, to completely take 'the P*SS' out of us!
"WHEN WILL THE BLUFFING, SARCASTIC INSULTS AND SUFFERING EVER END!????"