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This mornin' we travel to yet anotha country to watch The Toon---(wor THORD different one in NINE DAYS!---that's IF! yoo include wor home game last weekend!---like!)----This time we are off to see the 'delights'? of sooth Wales via the 'M4' motorway for wor langest leegue jorney this season! <(Swanzee iz just a few miles fortha than Sooothampton!)
'The Geordie Times' iz 'slummin it' on the bus once again to avoid an owerneet stopower and divvint forget that we are off on a three day jaunt next week to Moscow in 'sub zero Rushaa' to watch us against 'The Anzi Machachems'<(That's IF we get wor visas and passports back in time from the Rushan embassy!?)
Az mentioned below, aa waz gannih 'bin' this trip to try and save a bit dosh for wor Moscow adventure, BUT mee heart ruled mee heed in the end!
Swanzee of course will be on a 'high' afta winnin the Leegue Cup @ Wembley last Sunday and we look forward to meetin up with their ridiculous mascot 'Cedric the Swan' once again, az the trophy iz paraded aroond The Liberty Stadium before the '3 bells' kick off!
We are on a bit of a 'high' at the moment az well of course and are up to the 'dizzy heights' of 13th in the Premyaa Leegue, so it shud be a canny game!
Az usual we wont speculate az to who will be playin for us but Rob Elliot iz sure to be in goal again az Tim Krul will be oot for at least anotha month!<(Steve Harper iz aalso 'knackered'!)
We leave in just ower an hours time from ootside St James' and a full match report wont be forthcomin til sometime on Sunday!
Watch this space!
PS: For thoze of yoo who are interested, I forgot to mention in mee Soothampton match report last week that 'Glennn from Ashington' DID make the kick off afta hiz road, rail and ferry trip back from the Ukraine----he made it with just half an hour to spare!