|TOON FAN 'BLONDIE ALAN'^ |
HAZ BEEN SPOTTED TODAY
IN MOSCOW'S 'RED SQUARE'!
'Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer' who went to Rushaa yesterday, haz just contacted 'The Geordie Times' to tell us that it's nice and sunny in Moscow's Red Square!
BUT on the doonside, that the temperature iz minus 10 plus<(if yi see worra meeen!?)
He aalso tells us that it didn't take lang to get thru customs<(quicker than 'Toon Airport' he reckons!)
Wor KGB undercover reporter<(Kremlin Geordie Branch!) haz sent us this 'excluuusive photo of him dancin' with 'The Moscow Morris Men' in Red Square after downin' several large vodkas!-- "HIC!"